posted on Jun, 4 2007 @ 01:12 PM
I would simply like to add (and others have already mentioned this) that there have been so many claims similar to this, even on ATS...let alone other
media. Do a search on ATS..it's funny to find a thread from 2 years ago saying "The US economy will collapse in the next 6 months." "A July
surprise is coming next week!" "An October surprise..." "Violent revolution by next year!" "The US Dollar will have no value by 20XX."
I think it's funny. At the time these posts are made, many jump on the bandwagon and think it's the end of the world. But when the supposed date
of collapse passes, not many note it. Maybe they're too busy worrying about the August 19th, 2007 surprise...
What? You haven't heard about the August 19th, 2007 surprise? All you have to do is mapquest the streets of downtown Los Angeles and overlay them
with the wiring diagram of a nuclear warhead. If you then apply a simple mathematical equation and multiply by 666 (the number of the devil) then
divide by 777 (the number of God), you will get the exact address AND driving directions to Cheney's secret underground lair...and in that lair lies
lots of lavishly layered lemon cakes... and in those cakes is a secret note written by one of Thomas Jefferson's hundreds of slaves, who was a direct
descendant of Miguel R. Sullivan, the first 59th degree black mason...and THAT man began implementing his evil plan 1850 years ago and we only have a
few months left before it takes effect. If you want to know how I figured out the exact date of the surprise, you only have to add a few numbers
together: 8 million (the number of people who may or may not have died in NAZI prison/work camps) + 192,000 (the number of gold coins brought to the
New World from the Old World by the masons) + 007 (the serial number of James Bond) = 8,192,007 = 8/19/2007
So you see, this MUST be August 19th, 2007 and NOT the 8th day of the 19th month (19/8/2007). The 19th month would be 'Halycron', according to
ancient Mayan calendars. It could be interpreted this way, but those of us experts who have an actual original copy of the Mayan calendar will
reference page 69 and the footnote which reads: "It's August, not Halycron". If you are looking up the calendar online or checking out a more
modern version in the library, this footnote has been mysteriously omitted (work of the bankers, no doubt).
So, finally, what is the surprise? Well, I had a vision and I can now tell you with 100% certainty that the US Dollar will plummet to 23% of its
current value, Iran will invade the US (yes, I mean it that way, not the other way around) and Mexico will begin airlifting its citizens directly into
major US metropolitan areas. There are a few more things which will happen but I want some of the August 19th, 2007 surprise to remain a surprise.
So sit back, freak out and get paranoid, and enjoy the party. Don't forget to bring the sweet, sweet lemon cakes!