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Three Proofs that Jesus Was...

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posted on Aug, 7 2006 @ 08:20 AM
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Three Proofs that Jesus Was...

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
He went into his father's business
He lived at home until he was 33
He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God

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THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
His first name was Jesus
He was bilingual
He was always being harassed by the authorities

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He worked in the building trades

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
He called everybody "brother"
He liked Gospel
He couldn't get a fair trial

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
He never cut his hair
He walked around barefoot
He started a new religion

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.




posted on Aug, 8 2006 @ 06:08 PM
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I LOVE IT!!!

that was great. read this, this is one that is similar, i think you will like it.

>The Truth In California
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>10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
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>1. Elvis is dead.
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>2. Jesus was not white.
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>3. Rap music is here to stay.
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>4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
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>5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
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>6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
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>7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
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>8. N'sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
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>9. An occasional Butt whooping helps a child stay in line.
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>10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
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>10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
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>1. Hickey's are not attractive.
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>2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
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>3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
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>4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
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>5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
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>6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
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>7. 10 people in a car is considered too many.
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>8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
>statement.
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>9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
>family.
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>10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
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>10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
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>1. O.J. did it.
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>2. Tupac is dead.
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>3. Teeth should not be decorated.
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>4. Weddings should start on time.
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>5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
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>6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
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>7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
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>8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
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>9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
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>10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
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>Hope you had a Laugh!! send this to your friends and share the laughs
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>Love,
>Eboney J. Hinds
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-mindtrip02



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