Hey there bubba! We finally found us one a dem lefties!!! and, and guess what, yuck, yuck...hes a commie, yuck, yuck. Ya see in our little world we
like words like lefties, liberals, socialists and communists and we like to believe they are all the same....it easier than thinking.
But wait Bubba.... dem lefties is ruinin 'Merica with all their welfares and Nigras and illegalities taking my job shoveling s**t outta the bathrooms
at thee Waffle House. But dont you worry about me bubba, I keepa votin republican everytime. Im sure one dees days Ill be able to leave my job
shoveling s**t outta the waffley house and gets me a piece a dat 'Merican dream. They say its all upto me...course they'sa cutting out al the job
placement programms and they'sa liminating federal loans and grants for por peoples but Im sure that all that money they gave back to them big stores
like Wal-marts and stuff will help it to make a job for me... xcpet that they moved all them jobs to Taiwan, and Mechico and China....but one of dees
days I know that Mr. George W. Bush will do right by me, in fac tI heer he's looking for someone to wash his 8th car, right now. I sure hopes I can
tryout for dat before some greasy Mechican takes the bred outta my mouth...of course I cant getta no time off my job cause it only pays me 5.75 an
hour with no benefits and I have to keep suportin 'Merica by buyin stuff like Mr. Bush says so them backward-nigra-jesus hating-ayrabs don't win
this here war . So I have all sorts of debt from that and then that Gulf War illness keeps takin up all the rest of my money, cause the Wafflee House
don't have no 'ffordable healthcare and Mr. Bush keeps-a-cuttin my vetran benefits money. But its all-right wit me cause the best them Dummycrats
have ever done was create unions to guarantee a minimum wage, decent work-place-health standards, a 40 hour week, paid overtime, paid sick-time,
mandatory workmans comp, paid leave for my wife when she had our baby and created a federal program called Social security that allows me to have a
decent living wage after years of service and economic support to my country.
Those damn commies aren't gonna out smart me bubba..cause I can see em coming from miles away.