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Why did the Chicken Cross the road.....

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posted on Aug, 2 2006 @ 10:41 PM
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Hi, ok, so heres what we are going to do, Post your reason why the chicken Crossed the road.

The Chicken crossed the road... To get to the other side! AHAHa




posted on Aug, 2 2006 @ 10:46 PM
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...because israeli soilders were fast approaching.



posted on Aug, 2 2006 @ 10:49 PM
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...to escape the CIA!



posted on Aug, 2 2006 @ 10:50 PM
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Because the loo was on the other side!!



posted on Aug, 2 2006 @ 11:01 PM
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...because a public internet booth was on the other side, and he hadnt had his ATS fix in over an hour.. * shock horror *



posted on Aug, 3 2006 @ 12:36 PM
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...because no one was replying to my thread



posted on Aug, 3 2006 @ 02:18 PM
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Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because he couldn't get his nob out of the chicken.



posted on Aug, 3 2006 @ 04:26 PM
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.....because he saw a Conspiracy Theorist



posted on Aug, 3 2006 @ 04:36 PM
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.............to plant the explosive charges in the World Trade Center.



posted on Aug, 3 2006 @ 08:58 PM
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........to prove it could be done




[edit on 3/8/06 by mojo4sale]



posted on Aug, 4 2006 @ 07:27 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?.......

.......He saw a KFC and wanted to get something to eat.




-tts



posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 03:38 AM
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haha, why would he want to eat one of his own! LOL

........to get away from ME!


AWA

posted on Aug, 14 2006 @ 10:23 AM
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BECAUSE HE FRIGGEN FELT LIKE IT OK?????



posted on Aug, 14 2006 @ 10:33 AM
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... because he wanted to play chicken with oncoming traffic.



posted on Aug, 14 2006 @ 08:09 PM
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His name was Mike and he was looking for his head.

here



posted on Aug, 17 2006 @ 11:55 PM
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Originally posted by mojo4sale
His name was Mike and he was looking for his head.

here


Whoah dude, thats awesome



posted on Aug, 18 2006 @ 04:14 AM
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BECAUSE THE CHICKEN 小鸡 ESCAPE THE FBI?


[edit on 18-8-2006 by huws]



posted on Aug, 24 2006 @ 11:07 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get a turkey sandwich...



posted on Aug, 24 2006 @ 03:36 PM
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cuz he was stuck to the elephants behind...



posted on Sep, 6 2006 @ 07:18 PM
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Why did the Chicken Cross the road.....
Because all the "cool" Chickens were doing it




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