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George Bush jokes, here's one, share your favorites

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posted on Aug, 1 2006 @ 12:07 AM
A young man died and went to heaven, once he was inside of the pearly gates, he saw clocks as far as the eye could see, each one with a different time, he asked St. Peter why the clocks and why are they all showing different times?

St. Peter explained that there was a clock for everyone and if one had never told a lie both the hands stayed on twelve and if one had told only one lie it would show as one minute after and so forth, curious the young asked to see George Bush's clock and was told that Jesus had it in his office he was using it as a ceiling fan.

posted on Aug, 1 2006 @ 01:45 AM
That was good. Here's one of my favorites.

Bush Plans WWIII
A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

posted on Aug, 2 2006 @ 10:23 AM
thats funny!!

im out


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