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Dangerous Terror Group Discovered

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posted on Jul, 30 2006 @ 08:35 PM


A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.
Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board
a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor,
a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a
morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales
said he believes the man is a member of the
notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by
the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They
desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes
go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They
use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to
themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval
with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides
to every triangle'.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush
said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of
maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers
and toes. White House aides told reporters they could not recall
a more intelligent or profound statement from the


posted on Sep, 2 2006 @ 01:25 PM
If Bush was to say something like that, it WOULD be the smartest thing that he will say in his life. Thats a great joke


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