Who stands to benifit from global warming?

To understand if global warming is really occuring, I think that we first need to identify who the key players are.

As a preliminary list I have identified:

1) The repitillians - Holdouts from a time gone past, hoping to return the earth to a time when there were no polar ice caps and tempertures and co2 levels were higher.

2) India - They are hoping that increased ocean levels will cause wholescale flooding and huge population losses, to thier low lying arch nemisis to the north, pakistan.

3) The New World Order - By reducing the total amount of low lying cultivatable farmland, due to increased sea levels, the new world order hopes to reduce available world food supplies. The goal is to starve the weak and the poor into a weakened state where they hope to break their rebellious spirits and force them into submission.

4) Fundementalist christian scientists hope to prove that a global flood is indeed possible by recreating such an event. The first step in such an experiment is to melt the polar ice caps.

5) The world's oil monopolies - Once the polar ice caps are out of the way, drilling and oil exploration can occur in the polar regions, thereby giving the oil comapnies a new souce of revenue for at least 3 or 4 years. The oil industry is taking it's lead from the lumber industry which is using a similar technique called slash and burn clearcutting in the amazon rainforest.





[edit on 29-7-2006 by In nothing we trust]

Sorry but you,re way off base here.

Who benefits from global warming?
Haagen-Dazs

Reuben Mattus invented Haagen-Dazs in 1960, he choose the name because it sounded Danish

The great ice cream conspiracy

They are creating higher temperatures to make you buy more of their product..
When demand is sufficiently high they will release an irresistable brand new flavour at 400% of it,s current value therefore breaking the economy of America paving the way for the Danish to invade..

Well thats what I heard from a friend of a friend,s friend

Ice Cream makers? Nonsense!! Those who will benefit from global warming are the companies that . . . make air conditioners!! duh

For goodness sakes people.... Give the man a good thought out answer at least will you???



Its the Sun screen makers of course!! warmer hotter less ozone layer days will create a surge in demand for sun screen.... and let them have a 1000% rise in the price of course! DUH!



But in all seriousness, there is no benefit to any human in global warming.... unless its a short term one life time profit making scheme...Long term gains will be negligable to say the least for human kind.