The RAELIANS are coming

Tonight on my radio show Now THAT'S Weird:-

(All times are GMT + 1)

9 p.m. The uK spokesman for the RAELIANS talks about human cloning, their sponsor a clitorius appeal (yes that's right!) and how RAEL had his first extra-terrestrial encounter

10 p.m. MICHAEL MAPES - Internationally renowned psychic

11 p.m. Dr JIMMY LOWERY - paranormal broadcaster with 37 years experience of paranormal investigation

Make sure you tune in! www.nettalkradio.co.uk

Ross

I don't know who would be or is more dangerous or looney, "THE RAELIANS" OR "GODS GATES"?
Why don't we put the two cults into a match of fisticuffs?? LOL

SPIKE

Make sure to ask him if he really thinks his beard is an antenna for communicating for extraterrestrials...I read that somewhere here a while ago.

edit:

oops, I guess this probably already happened

what did they say?

[edit on 8/2/2006 by djohnsto77]

Speaking of strange UFO cults such as the Raelians, and Gods Gates which is a mirror of Heaven's Gate, is the Order Of The Solar Temple still around? Do they have a website or a mirrored website? All I see is anti-cult websites talk about Solar Temple. I would rather hear it straight from the "horsey's mouth". LOL

SPIKE

HUH???!! RAEL--- BEARD--- ANTENNA????













SPIKE

Found it here:

Beard acts like antenna to hear alien transmissions, according to Rael.

I needed a good laugh. thanks. What will Rael think of next?

SPIKE

Beard as an antenna for the reception of messages from the godlike aliens coming to earth? Just so's I understand...AM or FM? Oh, sorry telepathic signals, my bad...

Where's my tinfoil...need to make a hat...

That was one very interesting site. Mad as a hatter, but interesting.

Laughable, pathetic, deluded or just downright insane?
Well, in this world there are many niches for every crackpot belief known to humankind and this sewerage is no exception.
Let's be honest here if these people did not subscribe themselves to this nonsense they would just find another charlatan lunatic to lead them to some other surrealist belief just to feed their emptyheaded alter egos.

This week on the show, a man whose beard does nothing but collect bits of his dinner!

The Rev Lionel Fanthorpe - ordained priest, ghost-hunter and UFO expert!

Ross

To speak to the lizard race, yank his beard to the left.
To speak to the 'grays', yank his beard to the right.
To speak to the 'plant like' aliens, yank his beard down.
To speak to the 'black dwarf' race, yank is beard up.
To speak to all of the above, Rael is gonna be hurtin'.

Sincerely,

Spike