posted on Aug, 1 2007 @ 08:26 PM
So my buddy and I were smuggling fruit over the Canadian border. For some reason the mounties came by and insisted on looking in our trunk. Lucky
for us we've had experience with this before. Terry just took the melon, bit down hard on a leather belt, and shoved it where he knew the cops
wouldn't look. Little known fact, the human rectum can expand up to 20 times it's original size given the proper conditions.
I'm glad the below poster took this thread on a different path. All that talk about dead babies and rectums was drawing the gutter minded into this
thread. A nice wholesome talk about Jesus is just what we needed. 8/10