posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 10:57 PM
So, what did you think of the vaunted lights of Paris.
A little overrated in my opinion, but hey! When in Rome.
Well look aver there and you can see what will make your man very happy.
Oh yeah, the coffee shop. I should have guessed that was where you were leading me.
A man has to have some bad habits.
Trust me you have more that some. HA HA HA HA
Seriously now, where do you really want to go?
You will only laugh at me.
No! I really want to know.
Ok but remember, you asked. I want to go to the site where Princess Di was killed.
How very morbid of you baby, Yet strangely titillating. “Snicker”
You’re a sick man Tom, a very sick man. I think that is why I love you so much.
Well here we are, so what do you think?
It’s just kind of strange. I don’t really know how to explain it to you.
I’m here baby; just tell me what you’re feeling.
She was such a wonderful person and her life ended so uselessly. I feel; tragic, I guess that’s the word for it.
Sorry Sweet Cheeks, but all I feel is that cold rain that started an hour ago. It has managed to seep into my underwear now.
HA HA HA Now that is funny, and you broke my mood goofy.
Well if the mood here is broken, let’s go back to the Hotel and warm up. Maybe have some coffee.
You have got to be kidding me! You want more coffee?
I was just thinking of the fireplace in the room and how good it would feel to curl up there with you.
Yeah, sure you were. You were thinking of dry shorts and coffee!
You have to admit this is a nice room. Great view and look at the size of that fireplace.
Well why don’t you stop standing there looking out the window and come here with me.
Are you sure you want me to, remember I have wet drawers!
Oh so you’re the jokester now, is that it.
Only to you baby, only to you.
MMMMMM I like it when you curl up and get me all warm and cozy.
It is the least a man can do.
Still being the funny man are we?
It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.
Stop the yawning! You did not bring me to the most romantic place on earth to sleep.
Who said I wanted to sleep?
Now that is nice, I like it when you touch me like that.
Good morning beautiful!
Yeah yeah yeah, good morning to you too.
How did you sleep?
Like the dead. How about you?
I slept ok; I kept dreaming these really weird dreams about Princess Di thanks to you.
I’m sorry baby; I hope it didn’t upset you too much.
No, I’ll be fine once the room service gets here with my coffee.
Coffee again? You’re just unstoppable.
Well I have been called worse baby. By you actually. HA HA HA HA
So what should we do today?
How about we go to the Tower? I know it’s touristy, but we have to see it while we are here.
How about before we do, you come here and help me untie this robe.
HMMMMM I’m liking Paris more and more.