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Manwife 2006

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posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 10:41 PM
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Ok, so yep, it's time to relive that old tradition of finding your next manwife!

Important manwife details:



  • Some of you need housewives.
  • Some of you need wives.
  • Some of you need husbands to perform the "typical" functions of the 1943 American housewife



So nows the time to pick your 2006 manwife!

I will put out the first advert.

Need manwife. Needs to clean, cook, and feed the pets. No current manwives, you're already in service!

More information from previous years on manwifery!




posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 10:42 PM
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I hate you. So very very much. More than you can possibly imagine.



posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 10:43 PM
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Originally posted by Zaphod58
I hate you. So very very much. More than you can possibly imagine.


Awe soo soon!
Is this a proposal? I don't see any rings....



posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 10:45 PM
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I don't think I can go into details about the ring you're gonna get. Someone might take it seriously and I'll get in trouble.



posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 11:07 PM
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Awe... "I do." That's tough love.


Shamelessly :




posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 11:44 PM
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Wow Zap....Your life certainly does seem to take some "unusual turns".

I don't know what this "manwife" thing is all about but all I know is that I believe that I may have been rather "fortunate" to have missed a few conversations on "chat". Sometimes it's best that I live in darkness.....

....but please....give us the details on the "ring" that you would demand to become niteboys' "manwife".



posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 11:46 PM
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No No NO. He wanted to become MY manwife. And you need to go read the original thread.

**Warning: Not responsible for any mental trauma caused by reading manwife thread, or for any therapy required.**



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 02:34 AM
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I can cook everything from American to Chinese Mexican doesnt matter if you have it i can cook it.

I dont do toilets but i can do sparse cleaning to keep ur domicile from looking like the pig pin it normally does.

lol

Hallo peeps....im so excited to be at Manwives 2006



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 08:31 AM
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Oh god! Not again!



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 09:28 AM
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Originally posted by Jonna
Oh god! Not again!




Does this mean you're putting yourself up on the market?


And Zaph, the ring is lovely!



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 09:53 AM
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It has been prophecized in ancient texts, but I refused to believe it.
Now I know better...

The second coming of Manwife Topic is upon us.
Manwife has returned.

God help us all








posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 10:04 AM
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Originally posted by niteboy82
Ok, so yep, it's time to relive that old tradition of finding your next manwife!


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :bash:



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 07:12 PM
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There seems to be a lot of this love going on in chat!


So soooo sweet! Love is in the air.



posted on Jul, 28 2006 @ 12:08 AM
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Ok what kind of ring do you want? I could use a good cook ,and a good house cleaner.
But, I have to have the good sex, that comes with a manwife.
Oh! did I say that I was gay LOL I hope that what a Manwife really is LOL.



posted on Aug, 23 2006 @ 07:51 AM
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The thread that never dies!

Long live the manwife



posted on Aug, 23 2006 @ 11:30 AM
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LONG LIVE THE MANWIFE THREAD!!!!

Wooooo WOooooo.

There should be one for the girls and woman of ATS.

Well done Nite for making the thread and well done Infiny for bumbing it


Come on Guys get ya posting!! Alot of lonely men looking for manwifes out there!!

Oni x x



posted on Aug, 23 2006 @ 11:32 AM
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i'm like bird maaaaan, you can't cage no bird, a birds gotta be free maaaaaan!



posted on Aug, 23 2006 @ 11:34 AM
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Oi i am the bird mate!!


Lysergic u make me laugh!


Oni x x



posted on Aug, 23 2006 @ 11:45 AM
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Originally posted by Oni x x
Oi i am the bird mate!!


Lysergic u make me laugh!


Oni x x


thats coo, we don't need no piece of paper maaaaaaan!


free bird



posted on Aug, 23 2006 @ 11:49 AM
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I hear he is on the market again. He is so very ronrey. Must have references and nuke pics before response.

:w:



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