Super Hero Show...can we come up with better

So I saw a preview for some show "I want to be a superhero" or a like title.

The pevoew showed a male stripper and a fat black chic...hmmm

Can we come up with better? Let's here your best creatioon you can think of for a superhero.

At minimum please post three descriptive ideas:
Costume
Powers
Look

The show is suppose to be campy. I personally like the one that changes into her costume in public trash cans.

Hey, I liked the one girl who fights topless! Stan Lee did to! Lol.

Costume? Bright Orange Costume with a lot of bright lights on it to blind people. WHich is my power. Also the nut kick, after they are blinded.

"Here I come to save the day! Chick Fu!"