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The "what kind of weapon would you use if" thread!

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posted on Jul, 23 2006 @ 04:24 PM
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Yo! Here is my newest thread. It is called "what kind of weapon would you use if........

Basically, I begin by asking a what kind of weapon would you use if ....question. You reply and make your own!

Rules:

1. Don't go off topic
2. Don't spam
3. All of the above


Alright, let the games begin!



What kind of weapon would you use if a Rottweiler dog was chasing you?



CX

posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 07:36 AM
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Pork chop!

Ok next........what weapon would you use if a UFO landed in your backyard and some fierce looking ET's came out of it?

CX.



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 07:44 AM
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OR...


What time of gun would you use to use to take out dancing bananas




posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 10:38 AM
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What kind of weapon would you use if you were at peace with the world and had no use for violence?



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 10:59 AM
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This.....




What would you use to take out a horde of stampeding sqrilles



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 11:05 AM
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A few of these to throw them off track, and safely back into the woods


What kind of weapon would you use if you had to save the world from hunger?



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 11:08 AM
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What kind of weapon would you use if you had to save the world from hunger?



blunt force trauma works best so...



The spikes are for hunger pains.




4 Jehova's Witness are at your door and want you to convert, pop quiz hot shot, WHAT DO YOU DO?



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 11:18 AM
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PLAY THE BUDDY JESUS CARD OF COURSE!!!




What would you use to kill jesus?

*waits for fundies to put a pox on me*



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 11:20 AM
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What would you use to kill jesus?


Good ol’ Betsy of course… Satan says hello.





Now what weapon do you use on your Ex-Girlfriend turned stalker?

[edit on 24-7-2006 by WestPoint23]



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 11:23 AM
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Her best freind.....And your tounge....hehe belive me it works


What would you use to kill a groupe of KKK memebers in the woods?

(running out of ideas)



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 11:28 AM
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What would you use to kill a groupe of KKK memebers in the woods?


I’d let loose the ultimate weapon!



Now, what would you use to kill Ronald McDonald with?

[edit on 24-7-2006 by WestPoint23]



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 11:34 AM
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The sword of Burger King.

What would you use to kill an ewok?





PS I see this tread going horribly wrong quite soon.



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 11:35 AM
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Originally posted by Jonna

PS I see this tread going horribly wrong quite soon.


....Yes,lol

I would use some god dang sope!


What would you use to kill a thread thats gone way of track



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 11:44 AM
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What would you use to kill a thread thats gone way of track?


Preferably a staff member, or else I'd go with my man Zaphod…




Now, what would you use to kill Donald Trump’s hair?


[edit on 24-7-2006 by WestPoint23]

[edit on 24-7-2006 by WestPoint23]



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 12:00 PM
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Lighter fluid and a flame thrower ... like that thing you used on Jesus lol



What weapon would you use if you woke up to see a giant spider just chillin on your chest ?



[edit on 24-7-2006 by ImJaded]



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 01:12 PM
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Originally posted by ImJaded
What weapon would you use if you woke up to see a giant spider just chillin on your chest ?



...a fly-airstrike armed with precision-guided maggot-munitions


What weapon would you use...to remove dried-in ketchup stains, soot, and jam from your favourite tshirt?



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 08:12 PM
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Originally posted by timski

Originally posted by ImJaded
What weapon would you use if you woke up to see a giant spider just chillin on your chest ?



...a fly-airstrike armed with precision-guided maggot-munitions


What weapon would you use...to remove dried-in ketchup stains, soot, and jam from your favourite tshirt?






what would you use to get rid of a ant hill



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 12:12 AM
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To destroy an anthill, I'd use this







To stop Bush, what weapon would you use?



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 12:19 AM
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a big hammer

:bash:


what kind of weapon would you use to fight off chuck norris?



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 01:28 AM
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The ab-lounger, of course!

What weapon would you use on a ring wraith?



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