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posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:07 PM
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Originally posted by sunshine7
I'm female.


(said in most sleezy tone) hey baby.


Originally posted by sunshine7
No male would be caught dead outside with their rubber duckie.

too damned easy. go ahead guys, think of all the jokes you could make here.

ok, we get it out of our systems? good. now get your galoshes and get back to work




posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:08 PM
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Originally posted by Cutwolf Springey poo, where are you?


Springey poo??

okay, I won't ask.



edit = oops, I dropped an "e"

[edit on 7/26/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:09 PM
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Originally posted by sdp333
This was just a light-hearted joke folks...I'm not even playing! i'm also female, married, have a child, employed, etc......

Where did I go wrong?

you went wrong when you got naked and rode a girraffe down main strret naked, with a viking hat on swining a mace, singing TWIST AND SHOUT dodododood



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:09 PM
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Originally posted by Theodwra

Originally posted by BILL DOOR

Originally posted by Theodwra
what's lmfao?
"edan" doesn't work


Laugh My F***ing Arse Off


good to know


he he



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:09 PM
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Originally posted by Mechanic 32
Springy poo??


what do you get when you drink your own urine?

I'll take potent potables for $1000 Alex.



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:09 PM
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Easton's Bible Dictionary

About...
Drink

The drinks of the Hebrews were water, wine, "strong drink," and vinegar. Their drinking vessels were the cup, goblet or "basin," the "cruse" or pitcher, and the saucer. To drink water by measure (Ezek. 4:11), and to buy water to drink (Lam. 5:4), denote great scarcity. To drink blood means to be satiated with slaughter. The Jews carefully strained their drinks through a sieve, through fear of violating the law of Lev. 11:20, 23, 41, 42. (See Matt. 23:24. "Strain at" should be "strain out.") Drink-offering consisted of wine (Num. 15:5; Hos. 9:4) poured around the altar (Ex. 30:9). Joined with meat-offerings (Num. 6:15, 17; 2 Kings 16:13; Joel 1:9, 13; 2:14), presented daily (Ex. 29:40), on the Sabbath (Num. 28:9), and on feast-days (28:14). One-fourth of an hin of wine was required for one lamb, one-third for a ram, and one-half for a bullock (Num. 15:5; 28:7, 14). "Drink offerings of blood" (Ps. 16:4) is used in allusion to the heathen practice of mingling the blood of animals sacrificed with wine or water, and pouring out the mixture in the worship of the gods, and the idea conveyed is that the psalmist would not partake of the abominations of the heathen.





posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:10 PM
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Originally posted by Mechanic 32

Originally posted by Cutwolf Springey poo, where are you?


Springey poo??

okay, I won't ask.



edit = oops, I dropped an "e"

[edit on 7/26/2006 by Mechanic 32]


thats from eating and hibernating too much over winter



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:11 PM
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yo let it die man you guys like to linger. put your brains back to work [crack wip]



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:11 PM
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Originally posted by Mechanic 32

Originally posted by Cutwolf Springey poo, where are you?


Springey poo??

okay, I won't ask.



edit = oops, I dropped an "e"

[edit on 7/26/2006 by Mechanic 32]



I have to thank Cutwolf and Crakeur, I've been laughin for the past half hour now



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:12 PM
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Originally posted by Theodwra
I have to thank Cutwolf and Crakeur, I've been laughin for the past half hour now


perhaps, if you'd focus on the question and stop goofing off, we'd have the answer already



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:13 PM
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Originally posted by razor1000
yo let it die man you guys like to linger. put your brains back to work [crack wip]


Chill dude, sometimes taking your mind off it and relaxing helps your creative processes and an epiphany might occur. You become too tunnel vision(ed?) otherwise




posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:14 PM
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hey i found this on my searches and i thought oughta share it
www.consumerbeware.com...



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:14 PM
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Originally posted by Crakeur

Originally posted by Theodwra
I have to thank Cutwolf and Crakeur, I've been laughin for the past half hour now


perhaps, if you'd focus on the question and stop goofing off, we'd have the answer already

I can laugh, think, and type at the same time



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:14 PM
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Originally posted by BILL DOOR

Originally posted by razor1000
yo let it die man you guys like to linger. put your brains back to work [crack wip]


Chill dude, sometimes taking your mind off it and relaxing helps your creative processes and an epiphany might occur. You become too tunnel vision(ed?) otherwise



EYES ON THE PRIZE! EYES ON THE PRIZE!

Sorry I just won a hand playing online hold 'em. Now what's going on? Oh yea the question. Back to it!



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:16 PM
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Has anybody tried "toast"?



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:17 PM
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Originally posted by Tuning Spork
Has anybody tried "toast"?

uh to drink ?.....toast, ill try it but it wont work



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:17 PM
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Originally posted by Fiverz

Originally posted by BILL DOOR

Originally posted by razor1000
yo let it die man you guys like to linger. put your brains back to work [crack wip]


Chill dude, sometimes taking your mind off it and relaxing helps your creative processes and an epiphany might occur. You become too tunnel vision(ed?) otherwise



EYES ON THE PRIZE! EYES ON THE PRIZE!

Sorry I just won a hand playing online hold 'em. Now what's going on? Oh yea the question. Back to it!

Texas hold 'em is the dogs!!

ps just tried quenchthirst and got out of error, now im not sure that ive buggered up and have to start again or if its right?



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:18 PM
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Originally posted by razor1000
hey i found this on my searches and i thought oughta share it
www.consumerbeware.com...

Hahaha



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:18 PM
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razor, when you find out how to get rid of the hair on your palms, let us know.



posted on Jul, 26 2006 @ 04:19 PM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
razor, when you find out how to get rid of the hair on your palms, let us know.


stop w***ing lmao



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