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Vatican Reports Unexpected 2nd Quarter Profits

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posted on Jul, 22 2006 @ 10:21 AM
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Maybe it's time to change my faith from the all mighty dollar.



Vatican Reports Unexpected 2nd Quarter Profits


Vatican City, Holy See - The Vatican today reported 2nd Quarter profits greatly exceeding shareholder expectations, which has been met with delight by the Church's top shareholders and its top officials. The Roman Catholic Church, led by CEO Benedict XVI, is traded on the NYSE (symbol: HOLY) and on the London FTSE (symbol: GOD),
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Cardinal Edward Egan, a prominent member of the College representing the New York diocese, was proud to announce that in-church collections from his diocese were up 24.3% this quarter.
"If what we are seeing in New York is what is happening throughout the world, the Church is headed for a much brighter future."
The Catholic Church has recently filed trademarks in the United States of America and the European Union for trade names such as "Jesus $ave$",




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