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26 thoughts to get you through almost any crisis

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posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 02:38 PM
1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6. Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
7. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
9. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10. Things are more like they are today than they have ever been before.
11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
16. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
17. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
18. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
19. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
20. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
21. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
22. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
23. This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
24. Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
25. The trouble with life is, you're half way through it before you
realize it's a 'do it yourself' thing.
26. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then
beat you with experience.

Mod Edit: To add source url. Please don't copy/paste the work of someone else without giving credit to the original author.

[edit on 21-7-2006 by kinglizard]

[edit on 033131p://01073 by ronishia]

posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 02:42 PM

Thanks for that...
Some I have heard before..
But, a nice list...Much appreciated!

posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 02:44 PM
Watch the caps lock, ro.

tinwiki editor should know better.

posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 02:47 PM
Watch the caps lock..

Ronishia..I think that should be number 27 on your list...

posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 02:47 PM

Originally posted by Mechanic 32
Watch the caps lock, ro.

tinwiki editor should know better.

shhh never happened

posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 02:51 PM
Um soz kinglizard i got these in an email from my mum, didnt know where they came from

posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 03:00 PM


[edit on 7/21/2006 by Mechanic 32]

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