posted on Jul, 19 2006 @ 04:22 PM
Hahahahahaha
check this out:
We had a fat cat for a few months now. It is 16lbs, very fat. It is part siamese, part himalayan and part something else. It is not a nice cat. It
hisses when you pick it up and hisses at other cats. About a week or so ago, we got a little cut fluffy kitten, about 2lbs, orange cream white in
color. Very cute. Very little. The fat cat is female. The little cat is male. Unlike the fat cat, the kitty likes to play, enjoyes being petted, and
just plays around all the time. Now, everytime the fat cat saw the kitty, it would hiss at it and run at him! Very rude! But it seems that size DOES
NOT matter, which is a point that I have been tryin to prove for a long time-yesterday, the kitty ate OUT OF THE FAT CAT'S dishes. Then it went on
the couch. The fat cat went to eat ITS OWN FOOD, THE ONE THAT THE KITTY RUDELY ATE OUT OF, LOL. As soon as the fat cat came to eat its food, the kitty
ran at it at full speed. The fat cat ran away, hissing. The satisfied conquerer kitten has conquered yet another part of the house, and went on to
poop in the fat cat's litter box.
. But that is not all. The fat cat had simply retreated that day nothing more. The most hilarious thing
happened TODAY. The kitty had been eating some FRISKY CAT MEAT. It didn't eat it all and went away. The fat cat came and started eating it! Then, it
walked away, thinking no one would find out that it ate some of the kitty's food. It only walked 4 steps when the kitty popped out of nowhere. It
started moving toward the fat cat. The fat cat began backing away, hissing. The cat started to RUN toward it. The kitty chased the fat cat upstairs!
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahhaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious!