posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 06:46 PM
"Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod..."
"Move, you stupid shoe! What are you stuck on?"
"Agghhhh...Ouch!"
"Ok...ok...Good...good...Just a little bit further..."
"Yes, thank you God, stairs! Too bad you wont feel this, Martin."
"...Oh, that would have hurt..."
"Alright, fat pig, just a few more feet into the Wagon..."
"Ugghhhmmmm..."
"Whew!"
"OK, keys...Ummmm....There you are."
"I better hurry, it's going to get dark soon."
...
"Fly away with me tonight...Take me on a one-way flight
In your lovin' arms...Everything's gonna be alright
You're the one who took my ha-"
"...us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alri-"
"...preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind-"
...
"I never liked your presets, Martin...I guess I'll be changing them now that you're not around."
"Hey, Martin? Look! I'm smoking in your car...Imagine that! ...Truth is, I wouldn't even be smoking if it hadn't been for you. God knows I needed
something.
"Sandy's little crutch...A hell of a lot better than your stinking boozing breath..."
"What the hell?!"
"Detour? Dammit!"
"Ok...ok...calm down Sandy. You can ask for directions."
"Excuse me, sir. Hello? Yes...ummm...since the road is closed, can you tell me how to get Canyon Ranch?"
"Yes."
"Ok."
"Then west?"
"Ok."
"Ok."
"Thank you."
"Just a little bit longer, Martin, then I'm done with you...No more crap! I should have done this years ago!...Just a little bit longer..."
...
"We're here, Martin."
"Uhggghgg..mmmmnnaaaa...ugggh...Damn! I guess you'll roll easier with all that fat!"
"Good bye, Martin---"
"---Did you say something, honey?"
"Huh?"
"Sandy, are you ok? You were saying goodbye to me or something. You must have been dreaming."
"Martin?"
"Honey, would you like me to make the coffee today? ...What's wrong with you? That must have been some dream..."
"I'm fine, Martin... It was...it was just a dream..."
[edit on 17-7-2006 by loam]