posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 05:06 PM
"I'd like to thank my opponent for a worthy battle. Now, I'd like to state that we have lost the fight but the battle is far from over. (pause for
cheers). We will not stop in our efforts to get the government to reduce the legal age for sexual activity to 12. We are going to do this with a
multi-pronged approach. First, we have already drawn up a proposal to lower the age limit to 12. We even have affadavits from several high profile
people regarding this limit being acceptible as well as some incredible testimony from a score of former priests.
We are also going to lobby to get the voting age dropped to a more appropriate age, like 10. Today's ten year old is as smart and mature as 11 year
olds from the 60's and they should have been able to vote.
We will inundate the government with thousands and thousands of signatures from young men (and women) who want to be able to have sex and not worry
about their partner being shipped off to prison where they will be beaten and raped by larger, older men (pause for effect).
How will we get these signatures and how will we get the young men and women to vote, once they have that right? Simple. Candy and X-boxes. A
signature and a hershey bar is yours. If you can get 1000 signatures from friends and neighbors, you'll be playing x-box games with your friends as
soon as you turn in that list.
In closing, we are prepared to prove to the young men, and women if need be, that being allowed to have sex is a wonderful and important thing and
they should be doing it as often as possible. If the government sees that everyone is breaking this outdated law, perhaps they will lift the ban and
stop forcing us into the proverbial closet."