posted on Jul, 16 2006 @ 11:38 PM
Two guys setting in a bar extremely drunk.
First guy says to the second guy. I bet ya 50 dollars I can jump out the second floor window and come back in without getting hurt.
Second guy laughs and says. Ok I'll take that bet.
The pair go up to the second floor. The first guy jumps thru the first open window he found and flew right back in. The second guy was amazed.
Wow that was awesome how did ya do that. first guy smiles and says its the wind currents.
Then it occurred to the second guy he was out 50 dollars.
Ok so you won this one I bet you double or nothing you cant do it from the fourth floor.
The first guy smiled and said ok its a bet.
they go up to the fourth floor and do the same thing. Now the second guy thinks angrily to himself that he is out 100 dollars. K so that worked
but I bet ya those wind currents cant carry you from this roof to the roof across the street and back.
First guy smiles again.
Ok its a bet. they go up to the roof the first guy gets a running start sores over to the building across the street lightly touches down then
slowly glides back.
The second guy is just amazed. man those wind currents are awesome I'm gonna do that. he gets a running start jumps off the edge and falls to his
death on the street below.
The first guy goes down pulls the wallet out of the recently deceased drunk takes his money and throws the wallet onto the corpse. The first guy
goes back into the bar sits down and orders another beer.
The bartender brings him the beer and as he is opening it for him says.
DAM SUPERMAN YOUR AN ASS WHEN YOUR DRUNK.
(this works better in person when you can sler your speech and such but I had to give it a shot. hope ya enjoyed it.)