does your mother know your up this late on your computer?
But you are an American that wants to be African
sorry, no...im an English man that quite fancys being Jedi...no wait...a Dalek...no wait.....captain nemo.....no wait......popeye.
I dont quite think youve quite grasped the basic elements of rapping just yet....
its supposed to rhyme!.....
lets just analyze this...
Yo! What it do, who are you?......'what it do'?.....what does what do?
You are just a mix of Optimus Prime and Bobba Fett....Thanks!..that sounds cool.
Oh look at you, thinking you so cool that you from Star Wars..... yep..i was an ewok
Yet you got yo ass blasted......thanks for the offer but lets see your money first.
You never lasted!......lasted what?
Ya thinkin yo dissin is makin me pist....as in forcing you to drink?
But I'm about to sink your spirits.....get your own spirits, are you old enough to drink?
Cuz yo hatin is only gettin you hatin.....'hatin'?.....jeez, if your going to use my launguage can you do me the honor of learning to spell,
While I'm slayin....'slayin'...is that the same as 'sleighing' as in the winter sport?
Game playin.....'slayin' and 'game playin'?...good multi tasking skills.
Ho pimpin.....as in 'garden ho'?
Spinnaz spinnin ....'spinnaz spinnin'?....there was no need for an explanation there.
You ain't got no rhymes....not true, ive got 'mary had a little lamb' on 12"
You can't afford any merchanice......'what is 'merchanice'?...tell me and i'll see if i can afford some.
Your life is like Dice
Any minute you can get eaten like Mice....how are mice like dice?
And what you say about Pirahnas?.....
Homie, your only "pihrana is the Gold fish you got last Christmas....no that would be a goldfish, secrets in the name.
By the Santa Clause that you still believe in....is the one i believe in different from the one other people believe in?
Who, if even existed, would throw your "gift mailing address" into the garbage bin
Homie, you ain't even got no brain, only tin....
You function no better then 60 year old steel....you mean like those big old funtional steam trains, airliners, buildings and ships?
Homie do you feel? fine thanks, you?
I rap straight from da streets..what about a nice park or a shopping centre?
Rappin for Russia and stayin good with da West Coast at da same time...west coast of where?
And I ain't no hater .....good...hate leads to the darkside.
Just a baiter .....masturbater?
For punks like you.....
Who don't know better....dont know better what?
You think you rap nice.....it is true
But my rhymes will crush you like ice....brrrrrrrrr
I'm a soldier....no your not.....you just want to play army...real soldiers dont shoot people with air guns and wear cheap metal in replacement for
perfectley good teeth.
But you just a boulder....i though i was a punk?....now im a large rock?
All da hos on me....
You can't even get hos by paying them.....no, i bought a 'ho' for the garden last week..a green one with a lovley pine handle.
Now don't you cry.....ok.
You not gonna die.......phew
Hell, without protection
In the sun you'll probably fry.....doesnt everybody?
When I speak my words echo.....are you in a tunnel?
Forever and ever
I'm gonna leave my mark......you havent wet yourself have you?
As the Russian that came out of the dark.....
And showed all yo haters what Russia was all about......its ok, weve seen it on CNN...and frankly it looks a bit rubbish.
And you can say what you want...its ok...i am?
But it is just rant
From your angry mind
Which has less brains then your behind......nope....ive only got tin.
I come at you like a missile....are you going to paint your body white and your head red?
Infrared beams flashin....i dont think infared flashes?
You can't fight back
You can't even correctly shoot a Mac!....what a 'mac'? why would i want to shoot a water proof garment?
I got respect from more people then you'll ever talk to.....354546456557?....jeez and i talk a lot aswell.
So, is there ANYTHING you can stand up to?
You know you are losing
That's why you are choosing
To send this angry rhymes.......(correction) 'To send THOSE angry rhymes'
which I laugh at like funny times ......'funny times'? is that a comical newspaper?
You could never take me on.....on what?
And neither could "your" cops.....my 'cops'?
which you call everytime
A little child steals your dime.......its euros and centimes hear chap...
The red sirens are flashing.......what the fire brigade?
But they ain't catching.....what do sirens normally catch?
Hell, I even got the Police Chief's head on my wall like a deer's.....the police chiefs head is like a deers?
Homie, how are you gonna live with all this fears?.....what fears exactly?
I take you like a piece of paper and crumble you.......i dont think paper 'crumbles' unless its really old....and even i can 'crumble' old
Don't even look wrong at anyone I know or my mob will rumble you...your 'mob'?...do you mean class mates from your school?
And yes, I have an army......no you dont, children are not allowed armys.
All you got is your lucky charmy
You can never harm me
Not even when I'm having a hangover at a party.....im lucky i only get them after the party.
I'm a beast, a Predator
You are prey
And I'm surveying the jungle......YOU LIVE IN A JUNGLE?
And I'm about to find you.....i doubt that, im no where near a jungle...try my office
Tick tock goes the clock
Any second you gonna get crushed by a rock.....first ice, now a rock...jeez
And no one here is trying to be black
That's why you talke about it, silly you
Eating last New Year's yogurt......you eat 'yogurt' on new years eve?..is that a russian thing?
While I'm chewing on Australian Lobster tails.....try actually eating the lobster.
And I'm not greedy
I donate my money to feed the needy
The needy like YOU!......cool..how much are you giving me?
Who tell me "I hate you "
So now you know why you're being treated like poo....'even 'snoop' doesnt use the word 'poo'.
When you get knocked out, you take 24 hours to come through!.......well, be fair chap, ive had ice crush me, rocks fall on me and been mobbed by a
large group of rowdy children that think their gangsters.
And don't take my word for it, you know the truth
And you can't save yourself lying in da booth.....isnt that the doctors job?...jeez...do i have to do everything?
You think you know me.....sorry, i only hang about with rappers.
But you only owe me
I'm a proud Russian
But you are an American that wants to be African.....(see top of page)
My verses attract hot nurses.....yes, its because they think your mentally ill and want to help.
While yours get you chased by horses!.....my hot nurses are being chased by horses? WTF?
And your dissing about my grill......only me and the rest of ATS.
Is only cuz you can't afford one....its ok...LYS is lending me his.
I don't think you can afford a "made from foil" one!
I listen to your boasts
With a smile on your face
Thinking you know the streets......why do you want directions?
When you don't even know the way around the house!.......which house?...the 'white house'?
Face it, your fake
You got hit in the face when you stepped on the rake......no, it was the dammed 'ho'
I could eat you like cake.....which way do you eat cake?
But I'd rather enjoy watching how many pennies you can make.....its EUROS and CENTIMES!...not pennies.
My rap album is on the way .....on the way to what?....psycho annalysis with the doctors that are dealing with your case?
But you sit broke and broken today
Starin at some hay......nope, the horse that were chasing the hot nurses ate that.
Thinking when you log back to ATS what you're gonna say
You say you're a doctor
But you can't even drive a tractor......thats farmers dude.
continued in next post....
[edit on 30-8-2006 by optimus fett]
[edit on 30-8-2006 by optimus fett]