the illest rap battle ever

WE HAD THE MOST INSANE RAP BATTLE TODAY IN CHAT. Check this out, this is amazing.

Russian soldier says rollin in
Russian soldier says rollin out
Russian soldier says rob a bank
Russian soldier says steal some jewels
Russian soldier says no one can stop me
Russian soldier says when I ride
Russian soldier says poppin da glocks
Russian soldier says sprayin dem Macs
Russian soldier says fully automatic fire from my AK
Russian soldier says killin N* who don't make way
Russian soldier says I'll stomp you
Russian soldier says romp you
Russian soldier says buckshot you
Russian soldier says blood uzing out
Russian soldier says brains all over da f* sidewalk
Russian soldier says yo mama in tears
Russian soldier says yo b* cryin
Russian soldier says ain't nothing gonna stop
Russian soldier says yo mothaf* frying
Russian soldier says yo hood is dyin
Russian soldier says I am laughin
Russian soldier says smokin da grass wit my homebyos
Russian soldier says boys*
Russian soldier says ridin on 26s through East Oakland
Russian soldier says I don't give a f*
Russian soldier says I ride where i want
Russian soldier says His hood
Russian soldier says and Yo hood, too
Russian soldier says And don't try to diss
Russian soldier says or you will die quick
Russian soldier says I put dat slug in you
Russian soldier says like a toothpick through a melon
Russian soldier says You a misdemeanor
Russian soldier says I'm afelon
Russian soldier says shootin dis n* lights out
Russian soldier says You step on my shoe, the fights out
Russian soldier says stompin throuthg the block
Russian soldier says runnin up stabbin
Russian soldier says liver on the floor
Russian soldier says intestines spilled out
Russian soldier says I shoot you so much
Russian soldier says that the sidewalk is filled up
Russian soldier says enough to fill a 100 gallon fish tank
Russian soldier says then I get in a battle tank
Russian soldier says and anihilate your hood
Russian soldier says blowin up yo crib
Russian soldier says runnin over your ride
Russian soldier says then shootin yo girlfriend
Russian soldier says and smashin yo garage
Russian soldier says I keep my gun around
Russian soldier says r says around



AND OUR REPLY!!!
grimreaper797:
its a pity these rhymes is kiddy, rhymes ugly, like the dancin of P diddy
I wanted rhymes, I nearly left the room, why is it I assume, people can rap, this guys a loon
naming ammunition isnt a competition, that puts you sh1t out of luck, mind must be stuck, cause your lyrics just suck
and I dont need a beat, Ill put it down right on the spot, what do you got, watching you rhymes like a story without any plot.
spitting 1000 lines reading right through em, hes a soldier just shoot em, acting like nobody knew
[edit on 14-7-2006 by truttseeker]

[edit on 14-7-2006 by truttseeker]

ROUND 2!!


Russian soldier says to
you think you tough, but my cat can defeat you
Russian soldier
you bustin those lyrics
Russian soldier
without even thinki
Russian soldier says to
so what come out yo mouth
Russian soldier
is unthought of sh*
Russian soldier
you say you poppin guns
Russian soldier
but you really poppin rubberbands
Russian soldier
keepin a bb gun on yo holster
Russian soldier
n* I pop you wit a 44
Russian soldier
you say you all dat
Russian soldier
then come to my hood
Russian soldier
if you can last more then 5 minutes
Russian soldier
I shall pay you 5 grand
Russian soldier
but you know you isn't
Russian soldier
I get to clappin very quick
Russian soldier
you come in quick, you get forgotten quick
Russian soldier
yo name gets dissed on
Russian soldier
yo grave gets pissed
Russian soldier
on
Russian soldier
yo ass gets stomped on
Russian soldier
yo girl gets hit on
Russian soldier
you think you tougher then me?
Russian soldier
man up to my beats first
Russian soldier
then face my fists
Russian soldier
which fly faster then a blackbird
Russian soldier
shootin missiles at you like a Smerch
Russian soldier
twistin yo neck with a wrench
Russian soldier
when you walk, there is always a stench
Russian soldier
a stench that belongs to a wanksta who is also a snitch
Russian soldier
the one who gets killed with a flinch
Russian soldier
the one who gets chopped with a sledge'
Russian soldier
you actin out?
Russian soldier
come on bring it if you that hard
Russian soldier
but don't be cryin when I show up
Russian soldier
You ain't a man
Russian soldier
you ain't even a women!
Russian soldier says to
what you got n*?
Russian soldier
Nuthin!
Russian soldier
you is a lowlife wannabe
Russian soldier
you bulge up when you get stung by a bee
Russian soldier
I'm rhyming
Russian soldier
while you crying
Russian soldier
I'm poppin
Russian soldier
while you talkin
Russian soldier
I'm a psycho
Russian soldier
straight from da pen
Russian soldier
you a sucka

And reply....

grimreaper797:

hitting record, stop that man, damn, Im about to make another "stan"
but I aint eminem, a white guy but none of them, come again, you cant count to ten, man I understand
I still have yet to see multi, not even a 2 syllable word, wasting my time is absurd, how you even got the nerve
this is the 4th of july, the fireworks is aimed at you, this garbage you spew, I wont say you sucked, that sh1t blew
3 words is not a bar, dont know who you are, only thing that left a scare was knowin rap fell this far

lmfao, this battle is of the gods. Real ATS gangstas here..

lmao!

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought Russian soldier started it.

this....

i'm crying inside. i really am.

Lol. I had a good time. Mechanic, I wish you would go on chat.

I think we all are.

*automated message* sorry, grimreaper797 is currently unavalible. He cannot be reached at a later time because he is current looking for a gun in response to participating in this chat "battle". After sitting through it, he almost made it, but he wasn't stong enough. Leave a message for the mourning family. */automated message ends*

Lmao! hahahahhahahahhahhahahahahha. Grim can rap AND be funny!

FREESTYLING!!

WHAT,WHAT OLD CHAP...PLEASE STOP TALKING THAT CRAP!

I DONT THINK EITHER OF YOU IZ BLACK, SO CALM IT WITH THE CLAP TRAP!

IF YOURE NOT CALMER I'LL SLAP YOU WITH MY PIRHANA,

AND IM A BAD ASS FARMER FROM PANAMA,

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE 'PEN'?

I PUT MY PIGS IN THERE SO THEY DONT GET OUT AGAIN!

AK'S ARENT COOL, THERE USED BY FOOLS, WEARING GRILLS THAT CREATE DROOL

LOTS OF LOVE TO EVERYONE IN SUBURBIA,

by.

MC DAMN IS IT TIME FOR SCHOOL AGAIN!

Oh snap a reply. Time for round two. *spinz recordz* Yo g you gon' take dat dis from him.

Oh snap a reply. Time for round two. *spinz recordz* Yo g you gon' take dat dis from him.

BRING IT, BRING IT,
YOU GOT BETTER RHYMES YO BETTER SING IT!

IM TOOLED UP AND ARMED AT THE BOTTOM,
I JUST HAD A CURRY AND MY FARTS ARE ROTTEN!

SO STEP TO THE MIKE, PARK UP YO BMX BIKE,
IM READY FOR ACTION, EVEN THOUGH I GOT SHOT IN THE KNEE AND ITS STILL IN TRACTION!

STEP UP CHAPS,
STEP UP CHAPS,

IM WEARING MY BEST 'STAY CREASED' PEPPERMINT GOLFING SLACKS,

WATCH YO BACKS AS I LAY IN MY TRACKS.

Look out everyone!!!! ATS now has a version of the East Coast v. West Coast rap battle. rofl.

russian soldier?..

DUDE?.....is this you?

www.break.com...

you have very similar rap styles?

Originally posted by optimus fett
russian soldier?..

DUDE?.....is this you?

www.break.com...

you have very similar rap styles?

LMAO, at this and this thread... Tupac is turning in his grave

Originally posted by gimmefootball400
Look out everyone!!!! ATS now has a version of the East Coast v. West Coast rap battle. rofl.

Oh snap its not even that this is west coast v. eastern hemisphere

Im waiting for the soldiers response...hes not a soldier..hes a soul jah.

Oh and dont you know tupacs not dead, hes in scenic siberia.

otep shamaya would pwn joo all.


irl.

that is all.


and this:









roflmaotrdmfirllmaoshimhsmirlrly

lysergical to engrish below
trdmfirllmaoshimhsmirlrly = tears rolling down my face in real life laughing my ass off so hard i might have sharted myself in real life rly





[edit on 29-8-2006 by Lysergic]

Russian soldier lurks around ATS as usual, thinking that the ILLEST RAP BATTLE THREAD was forgotten. Not until he got a u2u! Now he knows, and he comes once again to save the day!

So, its time for me to *yawn* rap and settle this once and for all

Yo! What it do, who are you?

You are just a mix of Optimus Prime and Bobba Fett

Oh look at you, thinking you so cool that you from Star Wars

Yet you got yo ass blasted

You never lasted!

Ya thinkin yo dissin is makin me pist

But I'm about to sink your spirits

Cuz yo hatin is only gettin you hatin

While I'm slayin

Game playin

Ho pimpin

Spinnaz spinnin

You ain't got no rhymes

You can't afford any merchanice

Your life is like Dice

Any minute you can get eaten like Mice

And what you say about Pirahnas?

Homie, your only "pihrana is the Gold fish you got last Christmas

By the Santa Clause that you still believe in

Who, if even existed, would throw your "gift mailing address" into the garbage bin

Homie, you ain't even got no brain, only tin

You function no better then 60 year old steel

Homie do you feel?

I rap straight from da streets

Rappin for Russia and stayin good with da West Coast at da same time

And I ain't no hater

Just a baiter

For punks like you

Who don't know better

You think you rap nice

But my rhymes will crush you like ice

I'm a soldier

But you just a boulder

All da hos on me

You can't even get hos by paying them

Now don't you cry

You not gonna die

Hell, without protection

In the sun you'll probably fry

When I speak my words echo

Forever and ever

I'm gonna leave my mark

As the Russian that came out of the dark

And showed all yo haters what Russia was all about

And you can say what you want

But it is just rant

From your angry mind

Which has less brains then your behind

I come at you like a missile

Infrared beams flashin

You can't fight back

You can't even correctly shoot a Mac!

I got respect from more people then you'll ever talk to

So, is there ANYTHING you can stand up to?

You know you are losing

That's why you are choosing

To send this angry rhymes

which I laugh at like funny times

You could never take me on

And neither could "your" cops

which you call everytime

A little child steals your dime

The red sirens are flashing

But they ain't catching

Hell, I even got the Police Chief's head on my wall like a deer's

Homie, how are you gonna live with all this fears?

I take you like a piece of paper and crumble you

Don't even look wrong at anyone I know or my mob will rumble you

And yes, I have an army

All you got is your lucky charmy

You can never harm me

Not even when I'm having a hangover at a party

I'm a beast, a Predator

You are prey

And I'm surveying the jungle

And I'm about to find you

Tick tock goes the clock

Any second you gonna get crushed by a rock

And no one here is trying to be black

Except you

That's why you talke about it, silly you

Eating last New Year's yogurt

While I'm chewing on Australian Lobster tails

And I'm not greedy

I donate my money to feed the needy

The needy like YOU!

Who tell me "I hate you "

So now you know why you're being treated like poo

When you get knocked out, you take 24 hours to come through!

And don't take my word for it, you know the truth

And you can't save yourself lying in da booth

You think you know me

But you only owe me

I'm a proud Russian

But you are an American that wants to be African

My verses attract hot nurses

While yours get you chased by horses!

And your dissing about my grill

Is only cuz you can't afford one

Hell

I don't think you can afford a "made from foil" one!

I listen to your boasts

With a smile on your face

Thinking you know the streets

When you don't even know the way around the house!

Face it, your fake

You got hit in the face when you stepped on the rake

I could eat you like cake

But I'd rather enjoy watching how many pennies you can make

My rap album is on the way

But you sit broke and broken today

Starin at some hay

Thinking when you log back to ATS what you're gonna say

You say you're a doctor

But you can't even drive a tractor

You tuck your "paperclip made" chain in

Cuz you fear of being robbed

But you got nothing that is worth alot on you

Datz why dem thugz won't even rob you

I could just let you be

And play some game on my PSP

But I think its time you got a little punishment

Since your parents never gave you enough punishment

And if you think its only my rapping that is good

Then boy are you fooled

Cuz I'm multitalented

All my ideas have been patented

And your AK dissing is worthless

Cuz your only weapon is HARMLESS!

And so, what exactly do you drive?

A honeybee hive?

Or do they drive you?

Into a pile of poo

While I do what I do

Driving my Hummer through the drive through

And don't try to pretend to me

I've been where you'll never been

I've been locked up

When I was little I was beat up

Got alot of fame

And rose in the Game

Now I'm the undisputed master

While you are having a staring contest with a pastor

And I can see the look on your face

You are turning red like you do when you tie your shoe lace

So just put that crap to rest

Cuz you ain't gonna fare any better then the rest

And let me remind you

That I'm like a god

And being even my inferior is something that you're not

And I ain't Eminem

Or Paul Wall

I'm a new breed of Gangster

That drives enemies through the wall

A dark sky

A shimmering moonlight

Which is interrupted by noise

And glaring gun fire

Your heart is beating

Your hands are heating

You start panicking badly

Knowing this will all end sadly

I come like a shadow

Go in and get out just as quick

And by the start of morning

All the haters' families are mourning





Note: Mods, this is not a diss on anyone. This is just a rap.



There you guys have it! If anyone still has the guts, come in and try to compete

I am now gonna eat some good food, with a proud look on my face like Muhammad Ali!

Originally posted by optimus fett
russian soldier?..

DUDE?.....is this you?

www.break.com...

you have very similar rap styles?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Don't call that rap

lol

It is DEFINETLEY NOT me, but it might be you

Look atchoo, foos!

Listen to these haters

Gangsta wannabees and mu-tu-al masturbators!

They think they rappin' their sox off

but their rhymes are just lamin'

No readers get their rocks off

They jus' laugh at this blamin'!

Hillbillies and pirates, typing fast ast they can

imaginin' virtual wheels, and coke by the gran'

Try to tell us they hip, that they're rappin fanatic;

but the truth is, they don't work-- they live in momma's attic.

Or down in the basement, right next to the furnace

They make up for whiteness by shoutin' in earnest.

Alien told us in space, no one hear you scream,

but even on the internet we see through your dream.

Stick to your day job, or at least try to find one---

Your rap is a snow job, and that word is a kind one.

Peas out.

.