posted on Jul, 13 2006 @ 10:55 PM
Well, thats the official application...buuut they want to put you in another test that is meant for the 21st century.
1. You must kill 10 people that look like terrorists and present their heads to Langley to confirm they are the real terrorists. Why do that>? To
prove that your instinct guides you to the real terrorists and not the wannabes.
2. That you are able to speak 10 ancient languages that has not been spoken for centuries. Who knows they may be helpful someday, terrorists are
clever they may start using ancient languages.
3. That you are able to withstand you body's sexual desires since many of the missions you may assign to (if you are selected) that could last for
years without a man or woman (depends on which you prefer).
4. That you never drink, smoke, do drugs, or any of the kind. Official it says that they know that not everybody is perfect, but in truth they want
a perfect war machine.
5. Physical test where they make you run 20 miles in 1 hour, why only one hour, its because they want to be sure you can outrun terrorists who prefer
to chase American spys with Toyota trucks and not run on their sandals that flops alot, otherwise you being too slow would increase the chances that
you would be caught and torture and show your decapitated head on television and become an embarrassment to the U.S.
Good luck, chances are that you could succeed since the U.S. govt. is short of manpower because of these harsh tests. They may switch to softer
easier tests.
[edit on 13-7-2006 by deltaboy]
[edit on 13-7-2006 by deltaboy]