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Therefore, I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof, in official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of April, 2000
Originally posted by Gazrok
to celebrate, I am going to emulate Jesus and hang out with a bunch of dudes, talk philosophy, and see if we can get a prostitute to join us as well....
We're going to skip trying to turn the water into wine though, or the loaves into fishes, and just pull into the supermarket...as miracles aren't as easy to do nowadays...
[Edited on 27-10-2003 by Gazrok]
Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Well if there is just one Jesus Day, that leaves 364 Un-Jesus Days to celebrate.
After you take off the Christmas season. And Easter. And Lent for that matter.
What festivity that normally took place on 10 June was commandeered by the retarded son of a former President who proclaims he has direct channels to God?
In the name of Christ, what a crock.
Why don't you emulate Jesus and save a prostitute also?