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(DOC) Someone to talk to.

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posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 11:37 AM
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"Hello, is anybody there?" "Hello ?" "I've put in my user name and my
password but nothing is happening." "Hello?" "Hello?"

"PLEASE ENTER ALL INFORMATION AGAIN"

"Why?" "You're a damn computer, can't you get it right the first time?"

"PLEASE ENTER INFORMATION NOW"

"Okay, okay here goes." "But I'm not going to keep doing this over and over."

"INVALID ENTRY" "INVALID ENTRY" "INVALID ENTRY"

"What do you mean, invalid entry, I typed it in the same way I always do?"

"UNABLE TO VERIFY INFORMATION"

"Look you big pile of junk, I've got a contest to enter and a dialogue to write, so
don't give me any trouble, see?"

"KEY IN ACCESS INFORMATION NOW"

"I'm trying to, but you won't accept anything I put in!" "Get with it!!"

"PLEASE ENTER INFORMATION NOW"

"Okay, here's my user name and here's my password!"

"INVALID ENTRY"

"Listen you freaking piece of twisted metal and iconic billboard, I've about had it
with you." "You simply don't work right."

"ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?"

"Yes I am. Evidently your processors are shot."

"ARE YOU FREAKING TALKING TO ME?"

"YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING TO ME!" "CAUSE IF YOU ARE TALKING TO ME,
I'VE GOT A FREAKING SURPRISE FOR YOU!"

"Oh yeah, what surprise might that be robot-face, tell me before I turn you off?!"

"LOOK DOWN YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A LIFEFORM, LOOK DOWN BY THE
WALL!"

"Hey, wait a minute, you're not even plugged into the outlet!" "Maybe that's
what the problem is."

"AND WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU HUMAN?"

"I don't know, I really don't know." "Strange . . . ."

"IT TELLS YOU THAT I COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE MADE A MISTAKE IF I WASN"T
PLUGGED IN TO BEGIN WITH, DOESN"T IT?"

"Well . . . .?"

"NOW TELL ME ABOUT THIS CONTEST OF YOURS"

"Well, I have to establish a dialogue with someone. You know, talk to someone."

"HOW?"

"By logging in and entering the contest formally." "Can I log on now?"

"CAN YOU ENTER YOUR USER NAME AND PASSWORD CORRECTLY?"

"It doesn't work!"

"ACCESS DENIED"




posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 11:52 AM
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ooo that was actually quite good i liked the last bit. im finding it tough myself to come up with something lol



posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 04:08 PM
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That was pretty good. I enjoyed it my friend


wupy



posted on Jul, 31 2006 @ 11:44 PM
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nice job
I like the computer's attitude..that was pretty funny.



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