... "The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind..." At which point Dylan replies, "Have you been smokin' crack again?" Dylan and Cheney then
both proceed to smack Bush around with their hats. Just then a tumbleweed tumbles by while...
..."don't anyone dare call this ol' dog yeller!" to which Bush and Blair reply, "Putin, what are you blabbin' on about. Shut up and pass the
vodka." Putin gets a crazed glint in his eye and yells...
...Lady Dupree's Tea Room and enjoy a lovely high tea complete with delicate scones and Devonshire cream. As the jolly lads sip tea from fine-bone
china cups with their little pinkys extended, in strolls a...
... "Now, buddy, there's no reason to stutter. Sit down, take a load off, and have some nice tea." The freedom fighter then looks at Bush and asks,
"Have you been smoking crack, again?" before smacking him upside the head with a delicate lace doily, and declaring...
"C'mon, guys, can't we all just get along." Putin and the freedom fighter are moved by Bush's eloquent words, and a single tear rolls down each
of their cheeks. They then regain their composure and decide that Bush is indeed smoking crack and in need of a good smack down, at which point...
Carl "the sweet thing" Rove made a dramatic entrance, and in his sweetest lisp, proclaimed "I am the sweet thing, and the rest of you shall lower
your pants and...
Oh Carl, is that twinkle in your eye for me. You see, I have been very lonely lately and I was wondering if you could come over to my crib and maybe
we could get out the peanut butter and have a little; oh you know, some.....
an unusually long and shiny cucumber. With a menacing sneer he approaches the two shaking and quivering lads and quickly grabs them by their
forelocks and forces the cucumber into.....
.............into the there nostrals, and then putin says with an excited glare...." wow isnt that Jih-had cucmber torcher method, adapted from the
chinese bamboo in the....."
and mr. ji-had answers quickly...' zes, tis is, plez dunt sa anymor, k....."
.....waving a stained KORn tshirt, yelling "over here" "over here" we are experiencing a travesty of the cucumber kind and assistance is needed
right now if not sooner. Of course no body was listening to The President and Carl "the sweetness" Rove comforted Bush by wrapping a long,
thin.....