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posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 06:42 PM
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outside in the cold distance a wildcat did growl, the riders were approaching and the wind began to howl. and bush says to dylan....




posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 06:51 PM
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... "The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind..." At which point Dylan replies, "Have you been smokin' crack again?" Dylan and Cheney then both proceed to smack Bush around with their hats. Just then a tumbleweed tumbles by while...



posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 10:06 PM
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...... the bar doors swing open at the salooon, and its old wild dog putin, walking in with a brand new g8 smacking 5 ball reveolver and then.........



posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 10:26 PM
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badassedly pulling out an elongated balloon, and after inflating it..makes....a poodle...
, which...



posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 10:26 PM
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..."don't anyone dare call this ol' dog yeller!" to which Bush and Blair reply, "Putin, what are you blabbin' on about. Shut up and pass the vodka." Putin gets a crazed glint in his eye and yells...



posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 11:30 PM
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..... "welll pass the ladies and lets have a good ole time" soon after they all traverse over to............



posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 11:48 PM
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...Lady Dupree's Tea Room and enjoy a lovely high tea complete with delicate scones and Devonshire cream. As the jolly lads sip tea from fine-bone china cups with their little pinkys extended, in strolls a...



posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 11:53 PM
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............ Hezbollah freedom fighter and starts to talk that jib jab, and Bush stands up and says.....................



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 12:02 AM
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... "Now, buddy, there's no reason to stutter. Sit down, take a load off, and have some nice tea." The freedom fighter then looks at Bush and asks, "Have you been smoking crack, again?" before smacking him upside the head with a delicate lace doily, and declaring...



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 08:28 AM
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..........ji-had on his delicate scones and Devonshire cream and then staging an attack to steal his tea, meanwhile putin is thinking...............

[edit on 18-7-2006 by ragster]



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 09:07 AM
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"Man I wish I had something hard to smck Bush Upside the head with"

Then all of a sudden a genie appears and gives Putin a baseball bat and puts a target on the back of Bush's head. Bush notices and........



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 10:05 AM
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"C'mon, guys, can't we all just get along." Putin and the freedom fighter are moved by Bush's eloquent words, and a single tear rolls down each of their cheeks. They then regain their composure and decide that Bush is indeed smoking crack and in need of a good smack down, at which point...



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 02:02 PM
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Carl "the sweet thing" Rove made a dramatic entrance, and in his sweetest lisp, proclaimed "I am the sweet thing, and the rest of you shall lower your pants and...

[edit on 18-7-2006 by whaaa]



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 03:31 PM
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..... and bring about a liquid attack on putin and mr. ji-had, just then tony blair stands up and says..........................



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 03:39 PM
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Oh Carl, is that twinkle in your eye for me. You see, I have been very lonely lately and I was wondering if you could come over to my crib and maybe we could get out the peanut butter and have a little; oh you know, some.....



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 03:58 PM
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.... " o yea, some jelly, we can eat up a storm, right on my brother from another mother, sweetness......"

and just then after hearing that mr. ji-had looks at the two and pulls out............



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 04:04 PM
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an unusually long and shiny cucumber. With a menacing sneer he approaches the two shaking and quivering lads and quickly grabs them by their forelocks and forces the cucumber into.....



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 04:10 PM
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.............into the there nostrals, and then putin says with an excited glare...." wow isnt that Jih-had cucmber torcher method, adapted from the chinese bamboo in the....."

and mr. ji-had answers quickly...' zes, tis is, plez dunt sa anymor, k....."

and then bush stands up........................



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 04:21 PM
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.....waving a stained KORn tshirt, yelling "over here" "over here" we are experiencing a travesty of the cucumber kind and assistance is needed right now if not sooner. Of course no body was listening to The President and Carl "the sweetness" Rove comforted Bush by wrapping a long, thin.....



posted on Jul, 18 2006 @ 04:27 PM
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.....fuitytooty ribbon around him, then blair walks over to eat it off of him and then out of nowhere........................




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