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posted on Aug, 7 2006 @ 03:14 AM
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then take a break every now and again and ask yourself, what is the meaning of life. Then came a wise old man, who had just the answer....




posted on Aug, 7 2006 @ 03:19 AM
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.............it was grandpa timothygood, he has so much to teach us, and he says" hello everyone, how are you, i have two words for you 'Rock On!'" and that was it he dissapeared, but right then a telephone boothe shows up with Bill and Ted and.....................



posted on Aug, 7 2006 @ 09:59 AM
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.........their back up band, a quartet of alto saxaphones and a male singer that looked suprisingly like Ann Coulter. After taking an intermanably long time to tune up, they break into song. aone, atwo, a3... were poor little lambs that have.....



posted on Aug, 7 2006 @ 12:10 PM
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...........that have no way, we walk all day and still find no spam(
) we travel the time in search of light, but all we find is a big old kite, so then we ran and ran.../////\\\\\........and just then out of no where, this guy walks in and starts to tell a story about elfs..........



[edit on 7-8-2006 by ragster]



posted on Aug, 7 2006 @ 11:25 PM
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and trolls. The very next day, they set out in search of the other thread creator, the Mighty xeros. Rumour has it, that he was spotted in the land near......

[edit on 8/7/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Aug, 7 2006 @ 11:31 PM
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.........the land of fudge in Cany Land(all rights reserved) and then he was spotted in the monopoly of LIFE, but right then out of no where, it was SO and springer all wet and...........



posted on Aug, 10 2006 @ 04:08 PM
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.....dripping for they has just run into the gang of evil "squirters" that whaaa was talking about jus a few posts ago. Best to listen to us folks that can tie into the "Matrizzz"

Notice the spelling, it could save your life later on. But the truely amazing part about this story is what our super heros were dripping wet with; It smelled amazingly like, had the same consistancy of that stuff found on the floor of a theature after a showing of the DiVinci Code. Kinda sticky yet kinda.....

[edit on 10-8-2006 by whaaa]



posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 03:05 PM
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..........then runs in tom hanks with a hanker chief and his voleyballl named wilson to save the day, but then a fedex airplane comes and lands in his front yard with a package............



posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 04:26 PM
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....with a huge, red and green label that reads "Do not open until Xmas" but young tommy, the little scamp he was, rips off the wrapper, cuts open the box with his trusty leatherman, and out jumps a very small but lively man approximately 6 in. tall, and weighing a scant 1/2 kilogram. If you think that this might be an elf, you would be absolutely correct. But this was no ordinary elf, this was a majic elf, with the power to control almost any type of electronic device via a remote tucked securely in his wide kelly green belt. Quick as a flash, he pulls out the remote and brandishes it like a 9mm pistol and points it at tom. Tom grasps a stout stick of dogwood and......



posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 05:22 PM
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............ and a huge fish named albacore comes to him and says "look that way" as he looks he is in the way of a huge huge aeroplane that is about to land, he being feared freezes and tryes to move but can not, and then as it comes closer the plane shrinks in size and lands right between his legs, as he looks back to the house it happens..........



posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 12:03 AM
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....all the virgins in the local high school start doing the Mambo and fileing out of the house. They spy the big fish and start cooing "oh mr fish, what a big fin you have". "Is that a real fin or did you buy it at Sears?" Big Fish is having an extremely hard time dealing with these simple girls, but in the spirit of good sportsmanship he motions ole Ragster over and offers him a cute little red head to take home for his very own. Ole Rags is overcome with emotion and begins to twirl around in circles. Soon dizzyness overtakes him and he sags to the ground with a sigh. He looks at the cute little red headed girl and says............



posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 03:20 AM
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......."heyo, iama not able to take you, iam to drunky yay, so you can have monseur whaaa, so be happy and be good ya hear....."
and then Big Fish grabs ole Rags and holds him tight, and then all the girl begin, wooing over ole Rags, :meanwhile: monseur whaaa is having a grand ole time with read head ginger and then.............



posted on Aug, 14 2006 @ 11:11 PM
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...Ragster and Whaa snapped back to reality, and began to pout when they realized it was all just a dream. But, they pondered, what could have caused such a hallucination, could it be...



posted on Aug, 15 2006 @ 01:51 AM
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.....the red koolaid, the morning glory seeds, the nutmeg, the cough medicine or just maybe the "PIe". Thats it, the french silk pie the young ladies made in home EC. class at George W. Bush high. Now Rags and Wha realized it was just a drug induced dream and not the paradise you read about in the magi zines you find in the grocery store. Dejected they sat on the curb and wept like a couple of babys.
All of a sudden........



posted on Aug, 15 2006 @ 10:03 PM
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A fat chicken runs outside and says "mooooo"... and the runs back into his house, just then everyone just got out of the fottball match and looked over and said "wtfs mates"

"thats was weird"

and the just out of nowhere.............



posted on Aug, 16 2006 @ 05:52 AM
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...the Blue Fairy drifts down from fluffy cotton-candy clouds, she gently asks Whaa and Ragster if they have been smoking crack, and then proceeds to smack them both upside the head with her little blue wand. The two lads rub their heads and their bruised egos and set out to find a White Castle to calm their munchies, when...



posted on Aug, 16 2006 @ 03:06 PM
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.....Der Gropenfuher comes driving down the road in a jet black hummer, powered by fat gleaned from Mexican restaurants. Actually pig fat from making chichironies.
He screeches to a halt infront of our heros and starts to harangue them about the dangers of steroid use. Wha says "hold on ther Govner, we don't geez any of that juice" Rags chimes in "that right, your'e govment" Arni looks at them askanse and says "I don't believe a gosh darn thing you Mooks say"
Wha retorts " tough Beans, bugger" "You and Maria have been observed down at the beach making deals with those big fish and the citizens of this stream of consciousness will see to it that you and all your friends can be written out, edited in a flash" Meanwhile Rags and the blue fairy...........



posted on Aug, 16 2006 @ 06:54 PM
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...decide to do assembly line tequila shots with their old friend Cuervo, and have a rather rethorical conversation about velcro contributing to the moral decline of society. Meanwhile, Whaa throws on a velcro suit and propels himself via trampoline onto a velcro covered wall while singing a horribly off-key rendition of the Rubber Duckie song, prompting...



posted on Nov, 21 2006 @ 07:00 PM
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.... a nuclear explosion that the world had never seen in this........



posted on Nov, 24 2006 @ 12:29 AM
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....part of the universe. Luckyly the explosion consisted mostly of just hot air, dust particles, peices of shag rugs, small rodents, baseball caps with an st louis blues logo, gum wrappers rolled up in little balls, nuns habits, cans half full of beer, floor sweepings, torn tickets from the movie "Viva las Vegas", cheap jewelry from Korea, Mickey Spalane novels, lengths of clothes line cut into 3.2 in sections, and the occasional wingtip shoe. Young Rags was not impressed since.....




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