BTS Improv

...Springer relied, "OK, last one there is a rotten egg!" But before they could make it to secret underground unnamed large water feature quietly hidden near the server room, Simon shows up and...

...........and says "hey look at my new water gun, wo hoo, lets go play in he server room yay hahaha"............ and then they do and while running in the room playing wter gun wars............

the control panel and keyboard were somehow shorted out. With the inability to carry out there duties.....

.......... haha ATS was still running, but how, how was this actually possible?............and then a loud audible voice cam from the ATS servers saying........................"Iam....

.....the default server, now residing in a small village in Japan. The food here is wonderful, the women small and sweet, saki will make you fall down on your knees and wish to God that you had of been a little more descrete in your consumption. What bothers me about Japan though is that all the "dudes" have an attitude, if you know what i mean. I don't care I'm the biggist server in this small town and if they want to get thick with me Ill.....

...........bust some smack down on there little alien butts, and speaking of aliens, watch out for anal probes they have been unleashed out in southpark colorado"................ and then right there.............

The creators of south park came out and were like..dude...copyright infringement...which caused....

............a huge uproar on ATS chat and then the makers of the matrix pop out and say...............

you see ladies and gentlemen there actually is a spoon, for everything in the matrix world does exist just in the form of computer programming, sorry for the confusion this may have caused. This...

...... thing that the brothers had just told everyone was more than they believed............. meanwhile in the real world, majic and asala, are in the ghost ship planning to get springer and SO out of there before, agent t and the other agents arrive............. so asala and majic...........

....may feel a little uncomfortable at first, but once you get used to only using your left hand, things should smooth out a little. And don't worry too much about the stickey spots, the matrix janitors and maids will arrive shortly and clean up. From here on out any mention of "cream soda" will be dealt with in a very severe manner. Also it may behove you to try and keep your pants legs rolled up for you see....

.....these little things called centinels, very ugly indeed"................so asala and Majic head to save the day, but juts then (bum.. bum.. bum.....)............it was godzilla and..................

.....Dergropenfuher, out looking for some centinels to eat. It takes l00 of them to make any kind of meal at all. Der says to Godz, "hey my little lizard, you might like to wear cotton, you might like to wear silk, you might like to drink Mt. Dew, you might like to drink milk, you might like to eat barBQ, you might like to eat bread, You may be sleepin on the floor, sleepin in a king-sized bed" but you got to.......

............and godzilla interupts and say," hey can you not tell, Iam the KingLizard" and then majic says"..........

but no it was'nt Majic, after all that said "hey look, there's that dreaded scoundrel, Mechanic"

We thinks he's up to no good, so let's him. But upon further investigation, and without further ado, the truth came out, and Mechanic came through that mess with flying colors. And lived happily ever after.

And his minions and followers cheered: All hail Mechanic!!


*Turns page to next chapter*

But the next day on ATS, there were true indications that A new game had started...

............. a new that insisted all members do something that was not right, that was very wrong, this game was the game of...........



[edit on 4-8-2006 by ragster]

.....squirt Mr. Nasty. The rules are as follows, THERE are NO Rules. pick up any thing that has even a remote possibility of squirting and prepare for battle. Our foes are noble and brutal in the extreme and if we give them quarters they will only take advantage of our good nature and expose themselves for the cads they really are so........

......fat and round, so then right there out of nowhere, GOD says something to everyone..............."

hes like "yo dawgs, sup in the earthizzle. stop the hatin', now lets get this straight..im not...

..............not trying to intend anything, but we need to love amnd love every one and love and love and love and.........................