......say fellas, has anybody seen my lost shaker of salt? I blew out my flipflop, stepped on a pop top and cut my heel half way to the bone. I sure
as hell don't know why that guy on the stage is crying; he looks fine to me. Maybe he's just depressed because of what his wife did to those poor
little mice. Damn vermin anyway. I usually jump half way out of my skin when one of those little vermin skurry 'tween my legs. Hey fellas! Don't
rush off. Did I ever tell you the one about the preacher, the drunk and the dishrag? Well here's the deal.....
.....with his head bowed in silent prayer. His supplication was so great that he failed to notice the obviously inebriated man sprawled on the path
in front of him with the obligatory wet crotch that gentlemen of his ilk commonly display. "Shay Sir" spoke the drunk, "could you shay a little
prayer for me, for you see......."
...I've seemed to have lost my towel." The preacher looks at the derilect in disgust, and replies, "you towel? How the hell did you manage to lose
your bloody towel?!?!?" at which point the preacher smacks him upside the head. "A towel is to good for you, you blithering idiot, here's a wet
dishrag instead!" The drunk looks at the raggedy dishrag and...
...gingerly regains his feet and his composure at almost the same time. He stuffs the dishrag into a torn back pocket and stumbles off into the
shadows. Our esteemed reverend wonders if his rude manner might have been inappropriate. Nah he thinks, " I'm a man of God and Iv'e got souls to
save" He clasps his hands in prayer and heads North where....
.........he plans to go to the north pole where, santa and rudolf live in their late days of life, he plans also to save all of the little elfs and
make an elf superchurch, and then after that he plans to go to..........
...Iceland were the good Reverand intends to build a shelter for orphaned puffins and baby seals. As he is surveying a parcel of land on which to
build the shelter...
...leads him to break out into spontaneous song and dance routines which he performs rather badly. The Reverand is taken aback by the Russian's
atrocious rendition of "Singin' in the Rain," being an old song and dance man himself, but more along the lines of Christopher Walken, when...
...ironically is a huge Christopher Walken fan. The Russian, the Reverand and Walken then performed an impromptu musical dedicated to the colossal
friendship forged by Bush, Putin, Superman and all the furry friends of the forest, when...
...uncontrolled laughter and premature graying, but that's beside the point because Skeptic Overlord is such a compassionate, understanding and
all-around nice guy!:w: Skpetic is overcome with emotion as he bears witness to one of the most touching musical numbers to ever grace a stage, he
then regains his composure and...
...... "hmmmm would you like to go fishing in the ATS pond/lake/river/waterfall underneath the ATS buliding in that secret little shack near the
server room", and then..................