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The Internet Is Satan

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posted on Jul, 9 2006 @ 02:38 AM
Satan's Hammer
Many believe that the end of days is under way...With all the Nuclear bickering about weapons of mass destruction. What we the people a failing to the real enemy...the Internet, or as satan calls it the "Inner Net". The Internet may not be the very embodiment of Satan, but its one "Hell" of a tool. Satan uses this tool to spread mass properganda to sites like this and all over the net.

Porn Powered
There are more porn sites on the web, than there are Mcdonalds in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. 372 million porn sites to be extact...72 million people visit porn sites each day (probably more).

If thats not enough...5% of porn sites have brand names (Barbie, Britteny Spears, Nintendo) to captivate the youth. Which ultimately leads to online stalking of ourselves and our children.

If youre not a follower of my radical movement yet:

Ask Yourself These Questions:
What keeps you up all night...the Internet? its Satan
Whats more addictive than coc aine...the Internet? its Satan
How can you steal without feeling guilt...the Internet?... no with Satan

Whose to argue these facts?

This thread was moved from ATS Skunk Wars to General Chit Chat..Why? As shown here ATS Skunk Wars: Rules "speculative conspiracy theory discussions of all topics" & "Please keep your critical involvement to helpful focus on issues, facts, and analysis of possibilities" Which are all included in my post.. Although I did not cite the source of my information..I'd be more than happy too.

I'll reamp this post in a few days with a serious arguement.. and facts..something worthy of skunk wars

[edit on 9-7-2006 by D15t0rT]

posted on Jul, 9 2006 @ 03:11 AM
If you download the megabinars backward from the internets, Satan's subliminal messages are gonna brainwash your mind.

posted on Jul, 9 2006 @ 03:34 AM

Like you said, the internet is a tool. But it's not "Satan's" tool, it's HUMAN's tool. We control it's content, not the devil or God or whoever.We also control what we use it for, not them. Contrary to popular belief, we don't have little angels and demons on our shoulders whispering to us what we should do in any given situation. If anyone finds themselves using the internet to look up porn or meet sex partners, they have no one to blame but themselves. "The devil made me do it!" stops working around age 5 or so.

posted on Jul, 9 2006 @ 04:16 AM
So it's Satan keeping me up all night, not the internet. But how is Satan ruling the internet, by porn fancifully representing the way that humans reproduce? How ungodly. How dare we not practice immaculate conception.

Who keeps me up all day then? God?
Satan is more addictive than coc aine? How can you say, have you been addicted to both? I've only been addicted to the internet and obviously nataS!

'How can you steal without feeling guilt?' With Satan? Fear of starvation?
The internet made me steal for Satan? Satan made me steal the internet?
The internet is theft? How electronically Marxist. Or is it Satan's Intranet?

You poor sod. You'll need a serious argument to get out of this godforsaken mess.

posted on Jul, 9 2006 @ 08:41 PM
I figured this would get a rise outa some people

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 06:34 AM
www=666 in hebrew w00t!

first we need to give it life!

Ever see the movie Pi when a computer runs a string of numbers (formula) and reaches 216 a name of god or seeing it self for what it is in exsistence it self destructs! Now apply that to the internut!

Oh well I hope a flying pork rine takes me out.

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 06:42 AM
The internet is NOT Satan!!!


A one man conspiracy.

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 08:31 AM
Alright, this is great. I never knew I could use Satan as a scapegoat for my addiction to the internet. Amen! One less thing I have to take responsibility for.

Defense Lawyer: So you're saying that Satan caused you to download $5000 worth of copyrighted material?

Me: Yes, sir. I am.

Defense Lawyer: The defense has no further questions your honor.

Prosecution: In light of this new testimony your honor, the people wish to dismiss charges against the defendant. It wasn't his fault; it was Satan.

Judge: Granted. You're free to go.

This is gonna be great

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 11:59 AM
Wife: Do you realize, dear, that you've been on the Internet for hours?

Husband: I'm sorry, honey, but the devil made me do it.

Let's blame Satan for everything then... crime, wars...

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