Belgian humour & the freemason

Freemason, in french, it means " Franc-Macons "

And " Franc", it means to be honnest, to be frank. So, in french, " freemason " means litteraly " Honnest-Mason "

So, I phoned a freemason ( franc-macon ), and I told him that I was looking for a mason ( macon ) who was honnest, cuz I had to build a little wall in my garden, and my local mason was not looking honnest.

BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....He was upset. I wonder why....Oups, yeah, it was 01:00 AM.

Pffffffff....Belgians freemasons don't have any sens of humour !

Very droll, Ultra: it is a rather funny word: franc-maÁon.
I suppose one could call up an English freemason and ask for a stoneworker who did not charge for his work -were one to be so inclined.

You can do it Estragon. Let me know his reaction. I think we will laugh, both of us.

Maybe the Freemasons should open up new branches; Cheap Masons, Reasonably-Priced Masons, Expensive Masons; And of course, the If-You-Have-To-Ask-You-Can't-Afford-It Masons...

It's actually a shame what happend in Belgium during WW2...Many Masonic Libraries were of course destroyed and much valuable first hand historical documents have been lost because of it


Stupid hitler and HIS new world order...hmm but those Hitler Youth Girls, they sure were hotties

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I beg your pardon ? It's not the Belgians who destroyed these documents, it's the nazis !

And those Hitler Youth girls were not looking hot. They were looking cold like an iceberg !

Ok MD. Let's do our own lodge.It will be the expensive lodge. All ATS users ( except some ) will be all Grand Master, and new freemasons would have to pay us a big ammount of old good bucks !

Hmm not sure if I implied belgians did nor not...but I didn't mean that, I meant that the NAZIS destroyed the libraries and such....not you mr. belgian..hmmm...waffles

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Forget belgian waffles. Belgian chocolate is far more better than waffles.

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...And *how*, precisely, are we going to get money out of the Freebies?...

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And don't forget Belgian beer: rocket fuel!

Did you ever drink one ? They' re strong, more strong than Ducth/french/German beer. Beers from these last 3 countries are only for little crying girls.

Belgian beers are for the real men !

Rocket fuel, huh?
A true lover of bier is looking for quality in taste, not quantity in alcohol!

Il est des nÙÙÙÙÙÙÙtres......Il a bu son verre comme les aaaauuuuuuuutres................C'est un saoulaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrd.......

Don't mind about it....Belgians students song.