posted on Jul, 7 2006 @ 03:08 PM
Oh, don't feel bad about it. We understand the most of you folks in the world don't necessarily hate Americans as people and individuals. That's
what stereotyping is all about. We know about the whole "ugly American" thing, and try as much as we can not to be too obnoxious and awful.
We also understand that you might not dig American foreign policy. Hey, a lot of us don't, either! We try to elect people you think will be good
representatives, but like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. So the next time a big election rolls around, we'll try to
get rid of the bums responsible.
Still, we do have something of a Democracy, and there are a lot of people who have a lot of different ideas about how to run things. So getting those
people out of office isn't guaranteed. Our Southern states, in particular, have got this chip on their shoulders about being whipped in our own
Civil War 150 years ago, and it's still a sore spot with them. They're also a little on the kooky religious side, too, and it's kind of a bad
combination. But I'm stereotyping, of course.
Anyway, we're sorry about having to blow up so much stuff and twisting arms and torturing people. If you look at your own history, you can see how
sometimes this stuff gets out of hand. We'll try to do better in the future, just like everybody else. But it's hard when everybody wants to turn
the steering wheel in a different direction.
We appreciate your patience and cooperation!