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Originally posted by ixiy
I am so mad with my brother, almost every time he goes to the john, he leaves at least one unsinkable turd!! sometimes up to 5 ball like turds, Yes, i have to count them so that I can track my progress in sinking them all.
It takes almost 5-10 flushes before I can get them all to sink, even poking them with the toilet brush doesn't help much.:bnghd: The worst ones are the large banana shaped turds.... they just seem to smile at my futile efforts. You can even identify the food that he ate from the pieces sticking in his turds!!
Super turds, how does anyone make such unsinkable turds so often? Sometimes i admire him, I wish i can return him the favor! maybe someone should make a super strong sucking vaccum toilet bowel to counter his turd menace.
Anyone here thinks that I should be studying his turds, I wonder how hard they are when throw at some thing solid? hmmmmm..... while i am pretty sure that his turds are hard, I don't feel brave enough to pick them up to test this theory .........
Originally posted by wildcat
Is your brother in middle school? B/c those some of bitches do it all the time as I remember when I was in middle school. Those lousy good for nothing imbeciles all deserve to be punched in the face. I remember when I was in middle school I was like the only mature one in my grade. And all the boys would say stuff like, "I'm getting married" when the lecturer says, "how many of you are getting married tommaro?" as to proove a point. And then I got to highschool and all the freshmen were also lousy good for nothing imbeciles. And then when I got to 10th grade it got better but most people smoked pot. Then as a junior everyone got mature and as a senior I found myself eating foods that taste bad that I bought for lunch even know they taste bad. Thats pretty mature not to waste food like a pig and waste money too. And of course college people love to drink and throw better parties than in high school.
Originally posted by ivzm
Originally posted by wildcat
Is your brother in middle school? B/c those some of bitches do it all the time as I remember when I was in middle school. Those lousy good for nothing imbeciles all deserve to be punched in the face. I remember when I was in middle school I was like the only mature one in my grade. And all the boys would say stuff like, "I'm getting married" when the lecturer says, "how many of you are getting married tommaro?" as to proove a point. And then I got to highschool and all the freshmen were also lousy good for nothing imbeciles. And then when I got to 10th grade it got better but most people smoked pot. Then as a junior everyone got mature and as a senior I found myself eating foods that taste bad that I bought for lunch even know they taste bad. Thats pretty mature not to waste food like a pig and waste money too. And of course college people love to drink and throw better parties than in high school.
how is that in anyway related to floating turds???
on a side not maybe we should make ships with his turds, wed never have another ship sink again