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I will answer alll your chuck norris mythos questions

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Vegemite

posted on Jul, 2 2006 @ 07:12 PM
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I got this idea from a recent BTS thread. In this thread I will attempt to separate the truths from the lies. So give me all your questions about Chuck Norris and I will create highly exageratted answers.


Marto_Bagg

posted on Jul, 2 2006 @ 08:52 PM
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Is it true Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer?


TgSoe

posted on Jul, 2 2006 @ 09:04 PM
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Is it true that Chuck Norris could do nothing with Bruce Lee or did the opportunity ever present itself? I know they made a movie together so they had to have sparred some. My favorite Chuck Norris move was the Octagon. I must have watched it a dozen times.


Vegemite

posted on Jul, 2 2006 @ 09:05 PM
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Chuck Norris' tears do cure cancer because they contain the chemical kickassoxide, which causes cancer cells to flee from the body in terror. Too bad he never cries



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