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You Know Youve Been on ats/bts to long if.....

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posted on Jun, 23 2006 @ 10:32 PM
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Lets start this thread... alot of us know jeff foxworthy's you might be a redneck... lets start one with bts/ats/pts/ what ever else i missed.... i wish i could start it off but right now im drawing blanks... Some one start us


You know youve been on Bts to long if u refer to your personal letters as u2u's


Edit: ill try one

[edit on 23-6-2006 by hitman132436]




posted on Jun, 23 2006 @ 10:47 PM
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You Know Youve Been on ats/bts to long if...















... You know what a Chupacabra is!




....Its late...Im tired....I tried....



posted on Jun, 23 2006 @ 11:17 PM
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i understand man ill hopfully sleep on it and add some more tomarrow... lol



posted on Jun, 23 2006 @ 11:34 PM
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when you look for your in-laws' "ignore button" while discussing current affairs



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 12:30 AM
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........ when the grand-daughter is yelling "there's no clean dishes !!!"

lol

NN



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 12:58 AM
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You know you've been on ATS too long...

When it's late, you're tired, and you're still on.

And you have no plans to log out anytime soon.



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 01:13 AM
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You actually start a thread entitled, " You Know Youve Been on ats/bts to long if..... "




If you start your day by checking your U2Us ... You might be an ATS addict.

If you gauge success in life by the points accumulated ... You might be an ATS addict.

If you pull up ATSNN instead of the nightly news ... You might be an ATS addict.

If you spend more time on the boards then you do at work ... You might be an ATS addict.

If you are reading this ... you might be an ATS addict!



If you suffered through the above ... You are an ATS addict!




... and now back to your regularly scheduled program ...


[edit: a bit of everything]

[edit on 6/24/2006 by 12m8keall2c]



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 03:40 AM
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" You Know Youve Been on ats/bts to long if..... "

your F5 button is worn out..



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 07:19 AM
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You Know You've Been on ats/bts to long if you have seen the design of the main page change more than three times.



Oni x x

[edit on 24-6-2006 by Oni x x]



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 07:45 AM
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You know you've been on ATS too long if- Your lawn momer has 2 flat tires and your weed eater hasn't run in so long you would have to take the carb apart and clean it to get the geled mixed gas out of it.



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 10:52 AM
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You know you've been on ATS to long when your sitting at a computer reading this thread in a tin foil hat, all the lights off, the curtains closed and its midday!!!
Im sure someone is watching me!!!!!



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 02:08 PM
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Originally posted by Kurokage
Im sure someone is watching me!!!!!

Just watching you? You may want to read my sig.

Got tin-foil mouth piece? lolol.

NN



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 02:15 PM
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You know you've been on ATS too long when......








Your girlfriend/boyfriend is having a deep, meaningful conversation with you and your busy formulating arguments for something you read.



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 05:31 PM
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When you feel the urge to type [ i ] when you want to emphasize what you are physically saying.



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 05:53 PM
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Dangit, I don't have one yet, but touche to Majic, JackofBlades, and especially Creeping Jesus, because they took the best ones already.



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 06:09 PM
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You know you've been on ATS too long ...

- If the basketball game you sat down to watch is over, has been over for three hours, and you have no idea what happened or who won.

- When it starts to seem like you're reading the same story over and over again.

- When you look at the clock, realize it's 8:00, but can't remeber if it's AM or PM.



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 06:20 PM
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Originally posted by Belgarath
You know you've been on ATS too long ...

- When you look at the clock, realize it's 8:00, but can't remeber if it's AM or PM.



In the words of Napoleon Dynamite... Yessss!



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 06:59 PM
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You know you've been on ATS too long........





When you sit at home thinking up ways of knowing you've been on ATS too long.
You're all doing aren't ya? C'mon, admit it



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 09:27 PM
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wow so tru most of these are... lol keep em up im trieing to think but all the ones i come up with pale in comparison to these some really good ones lol



posted on Jun, 24 2006 @ 11:46 PM
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You know you've been on ATS too long if you watch news everyday, expecting it to say
"Russian soldier has become the president of Russia"

if you have posted more then once on the "last to post wins" game

if you shudder when you hear the word "Mod"

if you have ATS as your start page when you click Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox, or whatever internet browser you have

if you go around telling others you know to join ATS



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