Originally posted by wu kung
Okay My Master...
I have a few questions...
Ooo! Ooo! I wanna play too.
How many fingers am I holding up? 0. You're typing.
What did I have for breakfast on thursday two weeks ago? Food!
How many fingers are You holding up? 0. I'm typing
At what point does a straight line become crooked? When it breaks... the law!
And speaking of crooked, why are people crooked? Sculliosis
Speaking of people, how many people are there in the world...right now? One.
Why can't we touch the hot stove with our bare hands? We can. It just hurts.
How many bears are there? All of them
Of what kind? All of them
Do you have any cavities? Yes!
Do I? Yes!
What is the 34th digit of pi? Michael Palin times the square root of Douglas Adams plus Monkey.
Do you like pie? No
Do you like Magnum PI? No.
(I like pie...) No.
If you are in the dark, and you stub your toe, would you have seen it coming? No.
Why do baboons have hairless butts? Because they haven't learned to shave.
(and why are they so damn mean?) Because they haven't learned to shave.
Have you ever cheated on your taxes? It's only cheating if you get caught
Have you ever cheated on your diet? It's only cheating if you get caught
What's your favorite kind of salsa? Merengue
Why do vampires have no reflection? Too egotistical
Is samoa joe going to win the nwa world heavyweight title? No.
Do fish cry? It's okay to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feelings.
Did you know that elephants purr like cats? No.
At what point does bread become toast? When it's toasted
What happened to Jane? She started a magazine
Where's Waldo? Where isn't Waldo?
Why do we call it japan, but the japanese call it nihon? Because stupid round-eye doesn't learn anything but English.
What's your favorite movie? Big Trouble In Little China
In Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, where is the 10th candelabra? In my pants
Once assembled, how do you separate peanut butter and jelly? A Hewlett Packard Gas Chromatograph Spectrometer.
Speaking of which, if they are in fact legumes, why are they actually called peanuts? Because Lil' Folks wasn't catchy enough.
How much does Mr. T weigh? I pity the fool who tries to weigh Mr. T.
Why? Why not?
How did I do?