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Final End of World News

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posted on Jun, 21 2006 @ 11:01 PM
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When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: 'BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.

Sun: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!








posted on Jun, 21 2006 @ 11:58 PM
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Don't forget the news:

"The Earth will explode at 6pm this evening details at 11"

Spiderj



posted on Jun, 22 2006 @ 12:02 AM
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Geez. This sure is a doom and gloom thread. Reminds me of an advertisement for a cemetary, selling burial plots. The ad only had one word, along with a picture of the cemetary....

INEVITABLE

Talk about creepy. But true, so true.



posted on Jun, 22 2006 @ 12:04 AM
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To cheer everyone up, let's all sing together with R.E.M....

....It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.....




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