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They Walk Amoung Us!

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posted on Jun, 21 2006 @ 07:44 PM
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This is hilarious:

They Walk Amoung Us!


Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he
changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution...They Walk Among Us
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
that stuff." They Walk Among Us!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . . They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk... They Walk Among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned... They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"... They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.




posted on Jun, 21 2006 @ 11:03 PM
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thats funny! I work at an insurance company doing sales. And it's both a call center as well as an office that people walk-in to do business.

NEwayz the two stories i have are this

A guy calls in saying that he needs insurance, I go ahead and start giving him a quote, When i come to the part where i need his address, He tells me "I don't know I live a block and a half from the 7eleven" I said "Sir I need your residential address" he says okay hold on , he puts the phone down,asks his wife. "Whats our Address?" she say "I dont Fu***** know!" "well go look woman!" .................."my wife is trying to see the address outside" he says to me. a minute later i hear her say, "fu** i don't know" then he screams at her , then takes a second and tells me........."hold on while i find a neighbor, they'll prolly know what the address is!

then i hung up!

another time was

This lady wanted to start an Auto Insurance Policy, All i needed from her to give her the insurance card was a copy of her Registration. When i told her I needed her to fax it to me, She told me "he'll No! if i fax it to you , I wont haveit ANYMORE" I stopped to think what kind of crack she was smoking, then i asked her , What do you mean? "If i faxed it to you , then you'll have the only copy of the registration,and i'll be driving without one! What if i get pulled over!?!??!"


There are some really dense people in the world!



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