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posted on Jun, 22 2006 @ 05:45 PM

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit
took them to "Circo" where they could watch the water show

That show was impressive. Heck, the machinery alone was impressive!

PLEASE tell me you really didn't think it was something SERIOUS instead of SATIRE.


What are you talking about? There is clearly a photograph of you captured by the Borg. And it hasn't been photoshopped, so it must be real.

posted on Jun, 22 2006 @ 11:48 PM
I am ME and you are WE and we are WE and WE are ALL TOGETHER......... See how we run.......

Of course it is REAL......... wait.... (dave pushes the button)......... (buzzzzzzzzzzzz)...... YEP..... still works.


posted on Jun, 22 2006 @ 11:51 PM

Have you ever considered the possibility that Jack-A-Lopes are in fact real? If it were proven true, wouldn't that result in a veritable for a wascally wabbit such as yourself?

Does the name "Lepus cornutus" ring a bell? And, No, it's not That girl from Saigon ...

Apparently, they Do actually exist. Or so it would seem ...

I LOVE the Jack-A-Lope...... distant cousin I think


posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 09:58 PM
Dave, you are a grade A nutjob of the HIGHEST order.

I'm honored to be able to speak with you here at ATS, man. You are truly the NUMBER 1 DJ in my book, and one hell of a funny dude! I'm hittin up Vegas next year with my Grandmother, and she's a Trek fan much like me. So I have a feeling me and those onion rings are gonna get REAL personable, if you know what I mean.

Peace, brudda Rabbit!

posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 11:10 PM
Hey James....

Thanks for the shout brother!

Vegas has really changed over the years... the first time I went was right after I got discharged in 1971. My parents took me there to unwind
! Anyway, compared to THEN, it's like Disneyland. You will have a great time..... hey..... when you go... do me a big favor..... see if you can find my MONEY!


posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 11:19 PM
should I send it to APO In-Country, Saigon, box 6969?


Will do, dave!

[edit on 30-6-2006 by JamesLimelight]

posted on Jul, 1 2006 @ 05:34 AM
Yeah...... it can join the hundreds of other letters that the damn Air Force never forwarded to me...


posted on Mar, 5 2008 @ 01:42 PM
Silly. Only the blue shirts are supposed to be assimilated by the Borg. Unless you're Captain Picard and planning on a feature film.

The Borg are getting desperate if they're setting up their assimilation stations in Vegas. I guess what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

[edit on 5-3-2008 by AWingAndASigh]

posted on Mar, 5 2008 @ 09:36 PM

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit

have an erection for more than 4 hours to consult a Doctor...... WELL...... I won't need Viagra anymore.....

[edit on 2/3/2008 by Dave Rabbit]

I remember hearing that on the advertisement and thinking.. if i have an erection for 4 hours i'm going to consult every girl i've ever dated!

posted on Mar, 5 2008 @ 09:37 PM
Funny joke....

posted on Apr, 9 2008 @ 10:20 PM
Love the shorts,

Tell me, what was it like being in a pinball machine??

(With Borgs)

Queen Borg? Did you get her number - i here she was sultry, but not sexy. I feel I could change that. LMAO.

posted on Jun, 2 2008 @ 12:26 PM

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit
I was a Leo before...... and still appear to be. There was one positive thing....... you know how all those ED (erectile dysfunction) people are always saying (and giving false hope to men all over the world.... I might add) that if you have an erection for more than 4 hours to consult a Doctor...... WELL...... I won't need Viagra anymore..... it seems that whatever the BORG did to me..... they gave me some kind of Weiner implant....... now all I have to do is push a button and recharge my batteries.
Dave Rabbit]

Hi Dave, I am also a Leo so far, but I am just a bit curious nothing more of course, can you give me the exact location where you meet those guys.

Thanks in advance.

posted on Aug, 2 2008 @ 10:30 PM
very funny, made me laugh.

posted on Oct, 31 2008 @ 11:43 AM
Get rid of the Borg queen she's no good, you need to try and find 7of9

At least she has legs

posted on Dec, 6 2008 @ 01:03 PM
So... Dave... were you required to wear protection when you were... um... assimilated?

Thanks for the thread, it put another item on my to do list. Get drunk at Quark's
Hopefully not so drunk that I'm asked to leave by the Klingon bouncers

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