I Was ABDUCTED By THE BORG - PHOTO EVIDENCE

I will try to remember exactly what happened, although I am still shaken (not stirred) at what transpired. My wife and I were walking along the strip in Las Vegas, Nevada recently ...... we looked in the air and saw a strange ship approaching from the east. It was extremely unusual, as it was not saucer shaped as I had always believed..... it was cube shaped. Before I knew what had happened, my wife and I were both sucked into the air by some sort of transport device. We were dragged to this room by some really rude characters who had devices sticking out from all parts of them. They were also wearing some extremely unusual uniforms.

Fortunately, my wife still had our digital camera and she took the photo shown above after they had connected me to this device. I don't remember much, other than hearing a thousand different voices in my head....... yet..... there was one female voice that seemed to direct everyone. My wife said that I screamed a lot and that when she took this photo, that it was if all of my thoughts and ideas were being sucked into the chamber I was connected to.

The last thing I remember is being back at the Mirage Hotel where we were staying. I didn't seem to suffer any bad effects..... my memory sucked before the encounter... and still does..... I was 5' 7" tall before..... and still am....... I was a Leo before...... and still appear to be. There was one positive thing....... you know how all those ED (erectile dysfunction) people are always saying (and giving false hope to men all over the world.... I might add) that if you have an erection for more than 4 hours to consult a Doctor...... WELL...... I won't need Viagra anymore..... it seems that whatever the BORG did to me..... they gave me some kind of Weiner implant....... now all I have to do is push a button and recharge my batteries.

I know, you are saying to yourself.... "Dave has lost it.... he's really gone too far this time.... Springer is really going to give it to him good!"

Live Long And Prosper!

Dave

[edit on 2/3/2008 by Dave Rabbit]

Dave,
Welcome to the Hilton! I love their Star Trek theme. Did you visit Quarks while you were there?

Dave did you get to meet the borg Queen? I kinda liked her in an odd sense. There was something that was almost sultry. Not sexy - but sultry. Maybe left over pent up emotions from the nam.

They probably abducted you because of that horribly-colored shirt you're wearing. Are you sure they were the Borg and not the Style Police?

And I just thought of something...

did they give you anykind of reward or award for being the first Trekkie to go to that place accompanied by a real-life FEMALE? You would think they'd set fireworks off for that one!

Thank you, I'm here all night! Try the veal!

Crack Kills bro, but I must give you credit to making up a story and photoshoping stuff, you must be bored.

What makes you think it was photoshopped? Guess you've never been to Vegas.

Did you even READ the post??

YES.... Onion Rings are AWESOME!



Meet her.... she is my NEW WIFE!



Yeah... GREEN against GREEN..... at 57 one doesn't care as much about fashion as comfort.



No, sorry, no photoshop brother.... actual photograph.... Las Vegas Hilton Star Trek Experience.

Dave

[edit on 6/22/2006 by Dave Rabbit]

I didn't get to visit that when I was in Vegas last time. They were still setting it up and building it.

But since you were abducted, maybe they borged you because of your shirt. It maches the borg cube decor, and you know how they are with conformity! Maybe with that color shirt they figured youd be easy to assimilate.

Or maybe you were previously assimilated, and it was the borg implant that made you wear that god-awful thing in the first place!

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf....

Yeah.... what is really funny is that we weren't going to the Star Trek thing, a good friend of mine who was with me...... our wives had other plans for us..... shopping ! Anyway, we snuck off and left them losing at the slots. I never even thought about the GREEN SHIRT until I saw the photograph.

Dave

I knew the wiener implant was inevitable...they've finally figured out where we do our best thinking.

I love the star trek experience Quarks makes a good burger and there is something completely surreal about getting pie eyed in that bar. The Hilton has people dressed as (not Borg)EDIT:that should be Klingon and Ferengi but we were drinking there one weekend (no convention in town) and there were all these people in Federation uniforms and they were actually getting pretty heated with a group of klingons.

We thought it was part of the show and continued drinking...heavily. When security came and escorted the rather vocal federation officers out of quarks we realised they didn't work there at all...we laughed all the way to cheetahs.

Did you go on the 3-d borg thing which I thought was very good...but tequilla makes most things very good.

Spider

[edit on 6/22/2006 by Spiderj]

[edit on 6/22/2006 by Spiderj]

Dave, go to the Bellagio, go to Prime, get the Kobe Beef Sliders and Mac n Cheese.

Delicious. Try the Creme Brulee or hot Donuts for desert, hell, get both and split it with the wifey.

While there, check out their Atrium, it has a "Chinese Good Luck Garden" with wonderful fountains inside of it.

Also Mon Ami Gabi in the Paris hotel is very good food as well as Jasmine (also in bellagio) for some of the best fancy chinese food you'll ever it.

And don't forget the Buffet at the Rio.

Spiderj

Yeah... we did and do all the things when we go normally since it's opening a few years back. The 3-D thing really is neat and I much prefer it to being jostled around on the other one.



Yeah... we have been there. This last trip we had some friends in from Brazil and took them to "Circo" where they could watch the water show and eat some great (and expensive) Italian.

Dave

It's also very dated in my opinion, I hope they put a new one in soon.

I highly recomend the 3-d one to anybody reading this thread, very well done.

Spiderj

that is so fake!, inturn that makes you a fake person dave.

(Mod edit: Explicit comments removed. Yes, I know the original post describes a "weiner implant", but please, let's try to keep it clean, even if anal probes may be involved. --Majic)



[edit on 6/23/2006 by Majic]

Nwomi...... ...... PLEASE tell me you really didn't think it was something SERIOUS instead of SATIRE. This is another reason WHY I love ATS so much.... the MEMBERS.

Okay... here goes my standard RFT reply: STANDBY...... 3, 2, 1...... ON AIR.....

"And this goes out to our number one observant ATS member, Nwomi, who nailed me to the wall on my Alien Borg gag........ just can't put anything past Nwomi"!

Just having some fun with you Nwomi...... as I have said in other threads..... HUMOR to me is the best WEAPON against BOREDOM and COMPLACENCY. Of course, I was not abducted by The Borg ....... I was, however, abducted by the Klingons...... and those two Klingon Babes with the Big...... never mind.

Since you obviously are NEW to my personality..... I will do ANYTHING..... make fun of almost ANYONE in authority to bring a laugh, a smile or a chuckle from the ATS members who take themselves TOO SERIOUSLY! IF you reread the thread, you will note that the person being made FUN OF.... is ME!

I do things because they are FUN...... I do things because 99% of the world goes to bed HUNGRY every night...... not for FOOD..... but for recognition and distraction. If I do nothing else in my life.... I hope I NEVER get to a point where I take myself so seriously..... that I can't make fun of myself.... to bring a laugh to others.

By the way..... I am NOT FAKE....... other than the implant the Borg did.

Thanks for your post anyway.....

Dave

Hey there Dave,

Seeing that you have an open mind with regards to some rather "questionable" issues, here goes ...

Have you ever considered the possibility that Jack-A-Lopes are in fact real? If it were proven true, wouldn't that result in a veritable Match.com for a wascally wabbit such as yourself?

Does the name "Lepus cornutus" ring a bell? And, No, it's not That girl from Saigon ...

Apparently, they Do actually exist. Or so it would seem ...
www.abovetopsecret.com...


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