posted on Jul, 5 2006 @ 10:54 AM
so there's this chick at the bar right, i mean, years ago, and she's all wantin' me and stuff, you know, want's me to check out her land of milk
and honey, and i'm not interested at all, she's big, and fat, and just not a turn on to me, you know the kind. anyway, after a couple weeks of her
coming on to me, i think up this great idea right, i tell her my peepee is only an inch long, you know a wee thing, gesturing a small space between my
thumb and forefinger, like, hey lady, it's ONLY this big....... a little thing, hoping beyond hope she'll be dissapointed and let me alone....
Well, she comes back and says to me....
NO PROBLEM BABY, LITTLE ONE'S NEED LUVIN' TOO