How do i join a secret scoiety?

to be a stonecutter:
a) you must be the son of a stonecutter
b) you must save a stonecutter's life

Heh Drudgejr...the stonecutters are not real

Sincerely,
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that's what you tbhink..... SKEPTIC!

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

[Edited on 5-11-2002 by echelon]

All this talk of illuminati and conspiracy has me bursting to reply that the establishment is responsible for all esoterica and even your presidents and primministers don't get to know who they are ,all your freemasons ,Roman Catholics,illuminati Born again and every religous organisation are controlled by this establishment and it calls iself the LIGHT.
All who discover or are enlightened into the LIGHT are either disposed of driven mad or are brought into the light .Believe me when i say that there is a lot of people out there that are mad and they dont even know it such is the skill and ruthless methods of the esoteric establishment .They move n on indeviduals who are obsticles or uncontrollable and use symbols and technology together with the medical profesion and slamdunk a person or whole family into parrallel worlds where every body lives on the same estates but all live depending on the worth that the LIGHT bestows on them .In their words God gives and can take away, hence the saying what have i done to deserve this .
God controlles us and the LIGHT controlles GOD

Now THAT was well done Anonymous ATS. I applauded!
(though I suspect a little HPL plagerism perhaps?)

My main problem with all the conspiracy theorists is their lack of craft. (no pun intended) I mean if you're going to come up with a diabolical world conspiracy have fun with it. I just wish these amatures had to read at the very least a good dose of Umberto Eco, and Robert Anton Wilson, and have greater then a high school education before they submitted a proper conspiracy theory.

I don't so much mind the anti-masonic ranting, as i do the lack of effort. Take some pride in your rants....show a little art like ATS did.

I blame Dan Brown personally, and maybe Steve Jackson....before at least great conspiracy theorists were at least of a higher IQ, and somewhat well read as well as in need of medication. They had to be well read enough to even make the connections, now every idiot who rented the Da Vinci Code, or National Treasure can come up with some conspiracy drival after a case of macro brewed beers. It's made it no fun anymore to be apart of the secret pecan roll plot to take over the world.

All I ask is that you take yourselves seriously enough, and put enough art in it, to make it enjoyable reading. I'm bored with Fundementalist anti masons especially, they are absolutely the worst at writing anything diabolical, or menacing.....they all just sound like that old guy who always blamed people for walking on his grass.

To find a secret society you just start looking. Show a keen interest in things that you dont need to know about. If you stick your nose up deep enough into their business they will find you. Then you will be either politely disposed of in some harmless under-the-radar manner or initiated.

- Veil of Ignorance