posted on Jun, 14 2006 @ 07:29 PM
The original chuck norris jokes (the top 100 list) started in a forum quite like this one. Can't remember the name, but it was like a game to them,
same as we play games on BTS. Just like all your base, O RLY owl...umm..l337 sp33k, eerrr...other internet cliches, they made found their way
mainstream. A college-oriented humor site (you know the one) picked it up, and it went crazy from their. Conan O'Brians "Random Walker, Texas Ranger
Clips" segment also helped to augment the b-list actor's fame. That said, here are a few of my favorites:
Chuck Norris has only one hand. The upper hand.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is suing NBC, claiming that they stole "Law and Order", which he trademarked as names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the
day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by pointing his finger at her and saying "Booyah"
When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your
Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants.
Originally posted by Duzey
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized,
Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have
seen it coming. They now play poker together the second tuesday of every month.
Fixed it for ya