Real quotes from a REAL moron

got these quotes from punkvoter-dot-com and also listed my response below each.

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"Arbolist...Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, someone who knows about trees."
Crawford, TX 8/21/01

-> ok, let's look it up dub'ya...hmmm... let's see... arbo... list... hold on, what could this be?:

ar�bor�ist = A specialist in the care of woody plants, especially trees.

hey, how about you look it up, chief.
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"It's your money, you paid for it."
La Crosse, WI 10/18/00

-> you got that right... though i don't remember you telling me exactly what i paid for...
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"The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on interracial dating. I spoke out against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating."
CBS News 2/25/00

-> w..what?? make up you're damn mind man, you're either for it, or against it!
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"I don't read what's handed to me."
New York, NY 3/15/00

-> well that's good to know... do you wipe your own ass?
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"More and more of our imports come from overseas."
Beaverton, OR 9/29/00

-> 'cause they'd be coming from where else? (other than canada/mexico/south america... you know what i mean! it's still a dumb statement!)
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"I understand small business growth. I was one."
New York, NY 2/19/00

-> you were a what?
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"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
Austin, Texas 12/20/00

-> who do you think you are talking to?
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"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it."
St. Louis, MO 10/18/00

-> do you even know what your yes men are giving you to read? i mean come on, at least do your homework so that you can explain yourself!
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"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation...You gotta preserve."
Nashua, NH 1/28/00

-> maybe you should preserve half the # you're saying?
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"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Florence, SC 1/11/00

-> i don't know george, is you retarded?
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"They Misunderestimated me."
Bentonville, AR 11/6/00

-> we sure did george, we sure did...
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"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
Reynoldsburg, OH 10/4/00

-> what is that supose to tell us about what you believe george?
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"Our priorities is our faith."
Greensboro, NC 10/10/00

-> can you speak'a 'da english?
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"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
Washington, DC 12/18/00

-> hmm... i think i saw this quote on this board before...
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"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all...I can't think of anything more deep than that."
Washington, DC, 3/13/02

-> wow, this one's a real thinker, all dimensional and #. (??)
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"And so, in my State of the my State of the Union or state-my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation-I asked Americans to give 4,000 years-4,000 hours over the next-the rest of your life-of service to America. That's what I asked for-4,000 hours."
Bridgeport, CT, 4/9/02

-> shh.. should i hit him?
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"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."
New York, NY 4/23/02

-> it sure is george, that's why you have your million dollar salary monkey boys to sort through it.
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"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times (Dude, it's been like 60 years)."
Tokyo 2/18/02

-> it sure has only been 60 years.
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"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe�I believe what I believe is right."
Rome 7/22/01

-> whoa, slow down there, you almost lost me for a second!
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"I think we agree, the past is over."
Dallas, TX 5/10/00

-> no #
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i think this moron and i have said enough here. i'm just suprised that this guy is still alive.

I am pretty sure that if I had to give 10 speaches a day with the weight of the world on my shoulders I would say some crazy # now and then too.

Dude, you just got my final vote for member of the month. Awesome post.

sure he'd be under pressure AZLS1, i'd be too. i mean it's a big job. all i'm saying is: is it the right job for him?

there's a member of the month? thanks anyways, i'll continue my splurge on digging funny shyte up whenever i can. though i'm thinking i should try and post some meaningful stuff for a change.

Originally posted by deafence#
sure he'd be under pressure AZLS1, i'd be too. i mean it's a big job. all i'm saying is: is it the right job for him?

I think that your post better highlights the fact that he has become robotic and reactive. It shows that in many cases that statements come out almost unvolantary. It is like he ate a big bowl of politics and can't hold it in anylonger.

that mat be true AZLS1, though you can't deny that it could also possibly be that he doesn't know what he's talking about.

I personally lean on has no idea what he's doing. I mean, come on, the man can't even eat a pretzel properly. How the hell do we expect him to use proper english when speaking to the nation?

Too many are taken out of context and are obviously so, and your comments to these make you sound less than sharp, but on occasion they were funny and on occasion so was your comment. Therefore, I give the ol' thumb's up.
Is he the right man for the job? No. But we can't get enough people to vote for Alan Keyes to get him a decent chance at straightening out this mess.

just a little fun tom, just a little fun. nothin to do with the sharpness of my train of thought.

i think we agree the past is over hahahahaha i like that

Originally posted by AZLS1
I am pretty sure that if I had to give 10 speaches a day with the weight of the world on my shoulders I would say some crazy # now and then too.

Outside of fund raisers, he's given about 10 speeches in nearly four (Word edited out on behalf of the decency-challenged) years!!!!!!!!!!! Stressed!?! He doesn't carry the weight of his own guilt, why do you think the world factors into it?

And, you can't take stupidity out of context. He's stupid. Face it.

Talk about stupid, B-T, I have to come up behind you and clean your filth, as you try to be inovative and circumvent the censor. Try a little decency and restraint. It'll make you look smarter and with some upbringing.

Here is an official speech card that Dubya has read from.

Dubya war Speech Card

Originally posted by Maddas
Here is an official speech card that Dubya has read from.

Dubya war Speech Card

Maddas, Your link is not working. Can you have a look at it I'd like to check it out.

Oh c'mon...

There are enough "Bushisms" as they are now called, to make at least two calendars, with a different quote for each day.... And he's only been in office for less than a term so far!

Out of context? No, I don't think we're taking bad English, or nukular out of context.... The man is a dolt! And nothing is going to make that untrue, hehe...

And people say he didn't have his way bought through college? C'mon! You don't graduate from an Ivy League school (legitimately) and still talk that way....seriously....

I printed this list up earlier this year and handed them out anywhere I could. Some people laughed, some people were pissed. How can some one support this moron? He's just the idiot son of an asshole.