posted on Jun, 13 2006 @ 06:52 PM
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins
Put M&M's on layaway
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."
"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics
Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."