posted on Oct, 22 2003 @ 07:10 PM
Ok, since you asked me such a blunt question without giving me any maneuver room, I guess I have to tell the truth. Yes, I am the Grand Poo-Bah of
the Illuminati, or as we prefer to refer, "The Boys' Club".
All you silly people have us all wrong. We are not trying to take over the world. Those guys are the Kiwanis Club folks; bet you never thought that
to be the case, huh? Well, that's just how good they are! No, we are just a bunch of folks who are all about beer, boxing and boobs. On Thursday
evenings we bowel in the league and most of us are proud members of the Teamster's. We are not pro-U.N., we do not vote for the Democratic Party
that has been hijacked by those who want to destroy the nation's social fabric, hey, most of us don't even vote! Going to the polls cuts into the
pool-shooting and beer-drinking time.
Anyway, I'm glad someone finally got around to asking that important question. I feel much better now that I've come out in the open about it.
But, please, don't spread it around. If the guys down at the union hall found out I sqealed, they'd raz me something aweful!