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Poetry so bad your eyes will water

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posted on Aug, 6 2006 @ 06:32 PM
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Hey you could be onto something there. The Gothic Line by Maybelline? Latex face mask with all purchases over 50$.




posted on Aug, 6 2006 @ 06:40 PM
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Originally posted by mojo4sale
Hey you could be onto something there. The Gothic Line by Maybelline? Latex face mask with all purchases over 50$.



Gothic makeup, I'm so there.


finger prints and lip sticks
print sticks and finger lips
lip prints and finger sticks
print fingers on sticky lips


Er Mojo... I think you pretty much covered all the combinations. No wait, here is one you forgot...


stick prints and fingery lips



posted on Aug, 6 2006 @ 06:46 PM
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i think i wrote this after going to see the Damned at Le Rox late 80's early 90's.

im sure theyd be sooo pleased to have inspired me, NOT.



posted on Aug, 7 2006 @ 10:09 AM
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Originally posted by nikelbee

a liquid kiss from evil lips
a tender touch of leather whips

Blood Red Sands - By Mayyyybelline.



Quite possibly the hottest ad ever created. You and Mojo4sale should start your own agency.



posted on Aug, 7 2006 @ 11:09 AM
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Originally posted by mojo4sale
More from my attempts at writing an epic ode.




I've been trying to decipher these lines to no avail Mojo.

The lion breaks from the galleys spell
and rapes the treasure shipped from hell.

???

The treasure shipped from hell? Did the pirates use Fed Express perhaps? And what's with the lion and the other thing? I don't think I watched enough Conan to know what a 'galley spell' is.

I do like the errr piratey/sea faring/hero cadance tho'. I've never tried to write an epic poem. Hmmm... I wonder if it's too late to do hero worship.





posted on Aug, 7 2006 @ 11:59 AM
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Originally posted by mojo4sale
More from the box of mojo.

blood red sands



You may make Brian Molko of Placebo jealous with this one.



posted on Aug, 8 2006 @ 07:39 PM
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Originally posted by nikelbee
I've been trying to decipher these lines to no avail Mojo.

The lion breaks from the galleys spell
and rapes the treasure shipped from hell.

???

The treasure shipped from hell? Did the pirates use Fed Express perhaps? And what's with the lion and the other thing? I don't think I watched enough Conan to know what a 'galley spell' is.

I do like the errr piratey/sea faring/hero cadance tho'. I've never tried to write an epic poem. Hmmm... I wonder if it's too late to do hero worship.





posted on Aug, 8 2006 @ 08:18 PM
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Found it.

The road of Kings

When i was a fighting man
the war drums they beat,
the people scattered roses
at my horses feet.
But now i am a great king
the people hound my track,
with poison in my wine cup
and daggers at my back.

Their deceipt breeds my ire as they move as one,
and so i cry "move, let those traitors come".
So i rise and let them see death in my sword,
"come you dogs and villians, just you say the word".

And at once the King moved, vigourously, into the fray,
many men died charging the king that day.
He fought with fury, with honor and pride
and he called a curse upon those villians the second that he died.

So the lion lay upon the bloodstained floor,
destined to rule another realm forever more,
about his frame a score of dead and dying men,
rogues and villians all, who called the king their friend.

And the traitor that slayed the king
across his path a shadow fell,
the darkness moved and began to sing
"the lion stalks the halls of hell"
and so the kings dying curse
soon came to pass
as villians cried aloud
amidst the trumpet blast
"the honest lion is caged at last".

So woe to rogues of river and plain that the lion should ever stalk again,
For on the road the darkness sings, beware ye villians on the road of kings.


Ahhhh. truly bad poetry. gotta love it.



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