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Originally posted by mojo4sale
Hey you could be onto something there. The Gothic Line by Maybelline? Latex face mask with all purchases over 50$.
Originally posted by nikelbee
a liquid kiss from evil lips
a tender touch of leather whips
Blood Red Sands - By Mayyyybelline.
Originally posted by mojo4sale
More from my attempts at writing an epic ode.
Originally posted by mojo4sale
More from the box of mojo.
blood red sands
Originally posted by nikelbee
I've been trying to decipher these lines to no avail Mojo.
The lion breaks from the galleys spell
and rapes the treasure shipped from hell.
???
The treasure shipped from hell? Did the pirates use Fed Express perhaps? And what's with the lion and the other thing? I don't think I watched enough Conan to know what a 'galley spell' is.
I do like the errr piratey/sea faring/hero cadance tho'. I've never tried to write an epic poem. Hmmm... I wonder if it's too late to do hero worship.