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Originally posted by johnlear
You know what they call an ugly female on Zeta Reticuli?
Originally posted by Ectoterrestrial
I suggest we have a new show called Abductee House, where all the guests are abductees and stay under camera surveilance 24/7.
Originally posted by brEaDITOR
Hmm, why aren't any good looking men into UFO's?
This thread is offensive and juvenile.
Originally posted by ForestOfForsaken
I challenge anyone, ANYONE to prove me wrong. Can you find me one hot chick who is into UFO's and aliens?
Originally posted by dgtempe
I've always been interested in UFO's- Its not just something you go around talking to people at the vegetable section of your local supermarket.
Originally posted by Astyanax
Three pages and no-one's figured it out yet. Shocking.
Yarcofin came close.
Beautiful women aren't into UFOs because they are into astrology, Tarot reading, crystals, palmistry, seances, yoga, meditation and gathering in bouncy nubile clusters around some ancient and filthy old guru figure who's long past anything but looking, vying with one another to catch the pearls of wisdom that drool from his liver-spotted lips.
This, by the way, is my retirement plan. Start a cult, preferably one with lots of sex in it. Can't lose.
Originally posted by mandy1216
Knowing that Highlander: The Raven is a piece of crap is dead sexy.