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The Smart Blonde Joke

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posted on Jun, 7 2006 @ 08:47 AM
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled... While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is... why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


[edit on 7-6-2006 by The_Truth_Seeker]

posted on Jun, 7 2006 @ 09:01 AM

LOL, good one!

posted on Jun, 7 2006 @ 09:39 AM
Here's another joke:

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.


[edit on 7-6-2006 by The_Truth_Seeker]

posted on Jun, 7 2006 @ 10:18 PM
I hope you don't mind, I'm sending this one off on my email list. LOLOL

posted on Jul, 2 2006 @ 04:46 PM
lol i've heard these before! i got one

a blonde walks into a casino and goes straight to the craps table.
she bets 20,000 dollars on a single roll of the dice. she then says "i hope yall don't mind but i feel much luckier when i'm completely nude" with that she stripped, rolled the dice and yelled "come one baby mama needs new clothes!" as the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed "yes!i won! i won!" she hugged each of the dealers then picked up her winnings and her clothes then quickly departed. the dealers stared at eachother dumbfounded. finally one of them asked "what did she roll?" the other answered "i dont know i thought you were watching."

Moral: not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

posted on Jul, 6 2006 @ 09:46 AM
Here's two more jokes:


There was the blonde who just got sick and tired of all the "Dumb Blonde" jokes; went home one evening and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some dumb guy starting telling a Dumb Blonde joke. She interrupted with the shrill announcement: "I've had it up to HERE with these dumb Dumb Blonde jokes. I want you to know that THIS blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do: I memorized all the state capitals!"
One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you; what's the capital of Wyoming?"

"W," she answered.


Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

"Hellloooo? It's been a year!" I told him

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....

He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument.


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