what would your epitaph be ??

well -- what lasting message to the world do you want to grace your grave ?

mine will be

" yes i am really dead , now *&^% off "

as only my enmeies who what to confirm i realy am dead will visity my grave

and i want 4 BAR mines buried in my coffin with me , to ensure the gits cannot dig me up

so what will your head stone say ??

i want a nice simple inscription " here lies me" or as donkey in shrek sang " im all alone and noones here beside me"


or how about " i came, i saw , i died"

i actually have a fear of being buried alive so id get them to attach a bell to the coffin lol.

[edit on 023030p://23062 by ronishia]

None for me thanks, just throw me in the furnace, and scatter me in the wind.

Here is mine,

Here I sit broken hearted,
I came to $#!+,
instead I farted"

Solemn and heartfelt.

On a Misson From God.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

"told you I was ill"

A good un

'Come blooming youths, as you pass by ,
And on these lines do cast an eye.
As you are now, so once was I;
As I am now, so must you be;
Prepare for death and follow me.'






[edit on 4-6-2006 by xeroxed88]

"Here lies an Atheist All dressed upAnd no place to go."

I've made my wish known to my loved ones that I want my body disposed of as cheaply as possible when I'm done with it. I'll be remembered in their thoughts, and I can only hope that their memories of me are fond ones.

I don't want a grave site, and I'll use up all my organs so they won't live on in another's body via a transplant. So I guess I'd be happy if they just put me out with the trash to be picked up on garbage day, but I've asked to be cremated with no religious ceremony and have the ashes discarded.

wurm fuud

When i die i want 'Yes i am buried face down, so you can all kiss my A##'

Thank you all

Originally posted by buckaroo
"told you I was ill"

A good un

It is a good one.

Its also Spike Milligan's.

My epitaph "God these daisies are heavy"

[edit on 4-6-2006 by Koka]

"im picking potatoes with a step ladder"

Instead of RIP I want BRB.

I want a big red button that when you press it you hear cheesy elevator music.

mine would be my signature,

or "warning...contains maggots"

'I Knew this would happen'

"I'm not dead. Get me out of here!"

or

"Why are you standing here talking to a dead person?"


-tts

[edit on 5-6-2006 by The_Truth_Seeker]

Originally posted by The_Truth_Seeker

"Why are you standing here talking to a dead person?"


-tts

[edit on 5-6-2006 by The_Truth_Seeker]

i love this one

Here Lies Brad.
He Owed Alot of Money.

[edit on 25-01-2004 by Gear]

Despite all my grandiose pretentious I am now nothing but worm fodder.

Or...

Bring my nice flowers or I'll come back and haunt you.